• 8: Chapter 7 - The Last Chapter
    Aug 10 2020
    Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble.  But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works. Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.   Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.   Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Tim crashes through the trough of water original_sound https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376819/ and kevinkace https://freesound.org/people/kevinkace/sounds/66769/ and Rocktopus https://freesound.org/people/Rocktopus/sounds/233415/     Distant collapses. LoafDV https://freesound.org/people/LoafDV/sounds/238289/ and onteca https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197773/ and frolickingdp1 https://freesound.org/people/frolickingdp1/sounds/353928/   A GUN SHOT is heard and Tim begins to gallop. Wasp and locust encorprating these from chapter 5 (FunWithSound https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/ and RTB45 https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/ and RSilveira_88 https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/   Another wasp by soundtracvkradio https://freesound.org/people/soundtracvkradio/sounds/345508/ A SANDSTORM hits them. The sandstorm passes. Wasps Faceonmars https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/ and dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/   Circada sounds from simongray https://freesound.org/people/simongray/sounds/148172/ _ Distant rumble RT759 https://freesound.org/people/RT759/sounds/199403/ Gun shots as above   Trotting Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/   Car approaching Screeches up Robinhood76 https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/181129/   Hitting ags YleArkisto https://freesound.org/people/YleArkisto/sounds/325098/  and kyles https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/177750/ and OBXJohn https://freesound.org/people/OBXJohn/sounds/251662/ and lovretta https://freesound.org/people/lovretta/sounds/141245/   Psychadelic music Hywel   Wet towel slaps qubodup https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/74488/   Gunshot gezortenplotz https://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/19514/ and SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/153560/   A glow hywel     Airplane internal Cheeseheadburger https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/   Eustace hiccupsRobinhood76 https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/220423/
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  • 7: Chapter 6 - Hester at the Oasis
    Aug 3 2020
    Having a bad day?  Has yours involved a sword fight yet?  No?

    Notes:

    Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.   Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.   Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Jeep engine vandenbempt https://freesound.org/people/vandenbempt/sounds/240203/   Engine stops as above.   running water, birds. Macsat-Rd https://freesound.org/people/Macsat-Rd/sounds/388359/   Bang on the head as with thud below and phoenixdk https://freesound.org/people/phoenixdk/sounds/80417/   Fade in bubbling sound. MattJ99 https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/ and Electroviolence https://freesound.org/people/Electroviolence/sounds/234556/   Slap ihitokage https://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395348/ and DWSD https://freesound.org/people/DWSD/sounds/183100/     Everyone hits the deck JakLocke https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/  and zaneclampett https://freesound.org/people/zaneclampett/sounds/263620/   Sword Fight. Sword fight sounds freefire66 https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175951/ and https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175950/   iLife effects used for helicopter.
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  • 6: Chapter 5: Brian Rides Tim
    Jul 27 2020
    This could be the death of you.  Listen at your peril. Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.     Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Desert sounds. felix.blume https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/147512/      Including… wind my InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/376415/   Unfolding map achase4u https://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/   Gust of wind (me)   Paper flies away mickdow https://freesound.org/people/mickdow/sounds/320913/   A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSound https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/ and RTB45 https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/ and RSilveira_88 https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/   A SANDSTORM hits them. The sandstorm passes. Wasps Faceonmars https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/ and dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/   Wasps swarm. Puniho https://freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/184195/   Brian hits quicksand  redafs https://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/379499/ and kanalgas https://freesound.org/people/kanalgas/sounds/250317/ and JakLocke https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/        And The bubbling MattJ99 https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/   belch mmaruska https://freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/170487/   further belching  Mr_Alden
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  • 5: Chapter 4: The Hotel Colon
    Jul 20 2020
    Welcome to an exotic evening at a beautiful old Colon.  Where suspicious things are afoot. Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free.  It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'.    Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Hotel lobby noises nikitralala https://freesound.org/people/nikitralala/sounds/204406/   smashing glass from InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/   Lobby noises stopping (people stopping) (As above with effect) And gasps unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/     Brians footseps towards the bar an edited  SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/     Fridge door swings shut producerdan https://freesound.org/people/producerdan/sounds/222763/   Chink of glasses 13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda https://freesound.org/people/13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda/sounds/378332/   The sound of tap dancing begins, starting slowly, then increasing to a complex FUNAI https://freesound.org/people/FUNAI/sounds/165753/     fluster of steps ending with a firm thud. (us) Opening window   Bar sounds, jazz plays, low hum Bar (Audience chatter) from edhutschek https://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/       Outdoor, night, owl hoots. J.Zazvurek https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60744/ oly by 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra https://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/   Applause in bar sagetyrtle https://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/32260/     Daybreak, desert calls, marketplace a loud camel snort. Includes Market by felix.blume https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/173153/ camel noise by acclivity https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/16932/   Trotting begins unevenly. Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/   A noise including smashing glass and markets. (as Eustace leaps into the distance) thudding from OtisJames https://freesound.org/people/OtisJames/sounds/215162/ smashing glass from InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/
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  • 4: Chapter 3: Come Fly With Brian
    Jul 13 2020
    Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results.  Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Seagulls / port sounds I life plus deranged https://freesound.org/people/deranged/sounds/208074/   Airfiled sounds blouhond https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/157947/ and klankbeeld https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/239597/   Plane engine starts ‘guns up’ Cheeseheadburger https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/   Grinding of gears lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/185580/   Prop plane takeoff: Digifishmusic on https://www.freesound.org/s/54968/   And cheeseheadburger on https://www.freesound.org/s/141522/   Crecendo of plane taking off sebastianlund https://freesound.org/people/sebastianlund/sounds/45224/ and Jedimichael https://freesound.org/people/Jedimichael/sounds/83882/   Cork pop Kinoton https://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/sounds/347353/ glugging BenDicks https://freesound.org/people/BenDicks/sounds/151682/   Plane cutting used chopped up above from lonemonk   Tapping (the needle) engreitz https://freesound.org/people/engreitz/sounds/79028/   Grunt use above cutting from lonemonk   Opening plane window Taira Komori https://freesound.org/people/Taira%20Komori/sounds/212013/   Flop out of window swiftoid https://freesound.org/people/swiftoid/sounds/184312/
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  • 3: Chapter 2: The SS Unflinchable and The Lost Pebble
    Jul 6 2020
    Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission. And get buff stoking the furnace. Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.   Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Ships horn TiredHippo https://freesound.org/people/TiredHippo/sounds/317386/   Engine room / furnace / fire yottasounds https://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/380780/ and barrygusey https://freesound.org/people/barrygusey/sounds/134907/ and finnbuster https://freesound.org/people/finnbuster/sounds/16948/ and iankath https://freesound.org/people/iankath/sounds/173991/ and ambience of ship from inchadney https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/sounds/133818/   Furnace door closes. nofeedbak https://freesound.org/people/nofeedbak/sounds/21859/   Singer flailing in a large empty room (ian)   Guillotine followed by outdoor sounds smidoid https://freesound.org/people/smidoid/sounds/50063/   Thunder crashes sean.townsend https://freesound.org/people/sean.townsend/sounds/140293/   OUTDOOR birds to all silent Cymeon https://freesound.org/people/Cymeon/sounds/245404/   Thunder dying (use thunder above)   ‘A Perfect top F Sharp (ian)   Stones fall, build, huge stone collapse. Small stone fall aerror https://freesound.org/people/aerror/sounds/350749/ stones falling in quarry oniwe https://freesound.org/people/oniwe/sounds/32871/ Tectonic rumble digifishmusic https://freesound.org/people/digifishmusic/sounds/53765/ USE ilife Volcano erupting too   Seagulls / seascape using ilife
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  • 2: Chapter 1 - A Brianman in New York
    Jun 29 2020
    Chapter 1  Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public. Notes:  Chapter 1 Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.   Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Pacing SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/   Crows  blimp66 https://freesound.org/people/blimp66/sounds/353432/   Metal hammering arnaud coutancier https://freesound.org/people/arnaud%20coutancier/sounds/388060/   Lawn mower OroborosNZ https://freesound.org/people/OroborosNZ/sounds/141248/   Helicopter ilife fx   Train passing qubodup https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/219591/   Phone ringing using I life   Hand clapping by ThatoMadiskwane https://freesound.org/people/ThatoMadiskwane/sounds/490627/ Phone hang up by kyliank https://freesound.org/people/kyliank/sounds/178537/   Emergency flight training course FreqMan https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/19892/   Footstepson concrete by  Miguelpascucci https://freesound.org/people/miguelpascucci/sounds/349678/ Plane fly-by ilife   Walking in snow luminadii https://freesound.org/people/luminadii/sounds/336765/     Cabin door opening EpicWizard https://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/   Unfolding paper achase4u https://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/   Blizzard (as above) Plan fly-by (as above)   Judges gavel odditonic https://freesound.org/people/odditonic/sounds/187706/   Cars passing at speed Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139967/   New York – traffic noise knufds https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/ Push bar door by kyles https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/453969/ Body hitting ground by leonelmail https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/sounds/504626/   Entering the auditorium J.Zazvurek https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60786/   Auditorium soundscape gchase https://freesound.org/people/gchase/sounds/144042/ and blouhond https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/163390/   Audience laughters and applauses lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/72844/   Slap Syna-Max https://freesound.org/people/Syna-Max/sounds/43586/   Audience gasps unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/ and Adam_N https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/324895/   Audience sympathetic noah0189 https://freesound.org/people/noah0189/sounds/264499/   Audience amused club sound https://freesound.org/people/club%20sound/sounds/105225/   Brian’s leg kicks Eustace PorkMuncher https://freesound.org/people/PorkMuncher/sounds/263675/ and SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/188219/   Augdience gasp jayfrosting https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333402/   Audience go wild FoolBoyMedia https://freesound.org/people/FoolBoyMedia/sounds/397435/  and unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150957/ and lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/31169/   Auditorium door slamming mparsons99 https://freesound.org/people/mparsons99/sounds/89142/ and theneedle.tv https://freesound.org/people/theneedle.tv/sounds/379916/   Auditorium door opening (as above)...
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  • 1: Chapter Zero - How Far Would You Go?
    Jun 29 2020
    Brian is about to have something thrust upon him.  This could be one, or any number of, the following. a) A tea towel b) An Adventure c) Soup This podcast was made with your heart in mind.  We only wanted to make you happy.  If we do, please help us do that again, coz we're really in debt after this.  So go to lowfatradio.com and buy a Tee or a expeical feature or something.  Cheers. Some notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character.  I know!  Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right?  Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.   Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.   This is an entire work of fiction, any similarities in name of places people or companies is unintentional and entirely the work of the imagination.  Thanks to Stuart Morgan of Audio Always for the kindness to let us use his booth for a day to record the entire series.  Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch.   Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/   Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music and songs you hear.  Far inferior to Scott’s work.   Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits.   All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here  https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story.  As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators.     These things have to be said.  Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone.   Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org.  Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve!   Desert sounds from Kanagaroovindaloo here https://www.freesound.org/s/138288/ Wind sound from luciolepri here https://www.freesound.org/s/186635/   Drumming of hooves Galloping sound created on freesound.org by Eläimet Kotieläimet Animals » Hevonen ohi, kaviot / Horse passing by galloping on asphalt, hooves clattering  https://www.freesound.org/s/369532/   Heavy breathing TomchikRec https://freesound.org/people/TomchikRec/sounds/372241/   Buzz CGEffex https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/99956/   Army of shouts DickBlox https://freesound.org/people/DickBlox/sounds/101871/   Gunshots from qubodup https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/184750/ Sandstorm from Meepalicious https://freesound.org/people/Meepalicious/sounds/244807/  Door opening door opening EpicWizard https://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/ Tractor start from radwoc https://freesound.org/people/radwoc/sounds/256808/ Tractor running by cmusounddesign https://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/72026/ Breakfast noises from  https://freesound.org/people/Joljo/sounds/174086/ Cuckoo and the nightingale from Vonora https://freesound.org/people/Vonora/sounds/269570/ Magazine sounds from fieldtapes https://freesound.org/people/fieldtapes/sounds/271342/ Bush from schademans https://freesound.org/people/schademans/sounds/2596/ Shed door from Hanbaal https://freesound.org/people/Hanbaal/sounds/178674/ Tent flaps by kevinkace https://freesound.org/peoJoljo ple/kevinkace/sounds/66773/ Ticking Clock InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/343130/   Owl 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra https://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/ Footsteps from sinatra314 https://freesound.org/people/sinatra314/sounds/209473/ tv switch off NLM https://freesound.org/people/NLM/sounds/262401/   Fireplace juskiddink https://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/215658/   Crunches junkfood2121 https://freesound.org/people/junkfood2121/sounds/202145/   Voicemail beep kwahmah_02 https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/274759/   Knock at window Eneasz https://freesound.org/people/Eneasz/sounds/388395/   Window opens semccab https://freesound.org/people/semccab/sounds/...
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