The Celtics claim the NBA championship as we expected. Adam is disappointed that Jack didn't watch enough TV. Adam picked fruit at a farm. Trump had more fake rallies.

In this episode, the guys are back to try to figure out what parts of Porzingis' knee are torn. What do they even do? Dan Hurley rejects the Lakers. Trump is guilty of many felonies... with hopefully more to come.

The Wizards secured the #2 pick in the NBA draft and, despite what the so called "experts" are saying, this is could be a pretty good draft for our DC roundball squad. Trump continues to struggle to stay awake in court. Carson begs to get unblocked. Jack does his JP Finlay impression throughout the show.

The biggest thing in sports (other than the NBA playoffs) was the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix. Was Jack offended by the Aaron Hernandez jokes? Stormy has her day in court as a witness against Trump. Adam is expecting medium lottery luck for the Wizards.

Adam has declared the Miami Dolphins draft a "typical Dolphins draft"... so whatever that means. Jack recognizes that Washington's cupboard was bare, but Adam notes that the team will be more fun to watch. The duo have no love lost for Bradley Beal and perhaps greatly enjoyed his failures in Phoenix. Trump continues to struggle in court but now faces his worst punishment yet--spending time with his family.

Adam's other favorite time of the sports year is here... the NFL Draft! The time when every team, no matter how sad and terrible, has a glimpse of hope and promise for a future that's better. Ah, to dream. Adam is irritated that Jack would like the Capitals to be good. Trump has a bad time in court.

Adam and Jack give the report card for the Washington Wizards' season. Which players should return and who should the team look at in the draft? Deion Sanders has feelings about where some of his players should play in the NFL.

Adam is making new friends all over the place--from his doorstep to his phone. Jack missed the Iowa-LSU game for an unfortunate reason. The NCAA Final Four is here and our picks are in.