Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie

Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson

Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk

Brian Donovan as Hans Frei

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice

Katie Markovich as Ad Voice

Tony Werner as Ad Voice

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.

Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 98883_noirenex_power-up, 342712_spacejoe_misc-lock-picks, 160215_qubodup_unlocking-door-lock, 431117_inspectorj_door-front-opening-a, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 389687_meggiepie_squeaky-wheels, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 240665_celticvalkyria_bodyfall, 235761_lex777_pillbottle-pills-open-close-01, 322445_goodlistener_horsewhinny-1, 471903_sheyvan_newspaper-rustling, 463843_filipiwo_opening-the-umbrella, 362959_gastonsaenz_fly-4-horse-steps-01, 347858_alienxxx_close-window, and 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1.