Episodes

  • Participation Medals
    Jun 8 2021

    Do you remember that movie with that kid that does the karate? The one with that Morita guy that taught us all how to stand up to our bullies and come out on top? This is not that movie. Prepare for racist karate cowboys, pure, clean white privilege, and literal child murder. Hey, this is the Best! Of the best.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, tragic ice cream, tank piston kicking, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • MORtal womBAAAAAT!!!!! Part 3
    Jun 8 2021

    Pidgeon and Rex get a room at the Statler & Waldorf to discuss their thoughts, hopes, and dreams, on the upcoming game: Biomutant… and also Cyberpunk 2077… and also Breath of the Wild… and also Devil May Cry… and also Genshin Impact… and also No Man’s Sky… and also Darpa and Nazis... again... again.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, breakneck tangents, buyer's remorse, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    26 mins
  • MORtal womBAAAAAT!!!!! Part 2
    Jun 8 2021

    Pidgeon and Rex get a room at the Statler & Waldorf to discuss their thoughts, hopes, and dreams, on the upcoming game: Biomutant… and also Cyberpunk 2077… and also Breath of the Wild… and also Devil May Cry… and also Genshin Impact… and also No Man’s Sky… and also Darpa and Nazis... again.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, breakneck tangents, buyer's remorse, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    27 mins
  • MORtal womBAAAAAT!!!!! Part 1
    Jun 8 2021

    Pidgeon and Rex get a room at the Statler & Waldorf to discuss their thoughts, hopes, and dreams, on the upcoming game: Biomutant… and also Cyberpunk 2077… and also Breath of the Wild… and also Devil May Cry… and also Genshin Impact… and also No Man’s Sky… and also Darpa and Nazis.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, breakneck tangents, buyer's remorse, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    26 mins
  • Noah's Lark
    Jun 8 2021

    Join us on Noah's Lark, where we spend 40 day(minutes) and 50 night(minutes) sending out an SOS for the missing Ark and salvaging lost treasures from the churning waves of history.

    Hey, a Baywatch beauty!

    Hey, an astronaut!

    Oh look, on the horizon, it is John Joseph Nouri, His Pontifical Eminence, the most Venerable Prelate, Monseigneur. The Zamorin Nouri. John Joseph Prince of Nouri, D.D, LL., D. (By Divine Providence.) Chaldean Patriarchal Archdeacon of Babylon and Jerusalem, Grand Apostolic Ambassador of Malabar, India and Persia, The Discoverer of Noah's Ark and the Golden Mountains of the Moon, The Sacred Crown's Supreme Representative General of the Holy Orthodox, Oriental, Patriarchal Imperiality of 900,000,000 People of Asia. The First Universal Exploring Traveler of One Million Miles.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, eight versions of the same story, gross misuse of titles, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • We Had A Title But It Was Taken
    Jun 8 2021

    We decided that we had enough of the depressing episode subjects of late. So, we decided to change gears and focus on the uplifting stories of international... kidnaping victims... and the cottage industry that has grown around it? God damnit...

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, two Del Toros, the appropriation of other culture's caves, unfulfilled promises, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Ancient Assholes Part 2
    Jun 8 2021

    Who built the pyramids? How were the stones of Stonehenge moved? What was Baghdad doing with all those batteries? Some people say aliens. Those people are stupid. Lets talk about them.... again.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, loaded questions, Von Douchebags, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Ancient Assholes Part 1
    Jun 8 2021

    Who built the pyramids? How were the stones of Stonehenge moved? What was Baghdad doing with all those batteries? Some people say aliens. Those people are stupid. Lets talk about them.

    This podcast contains offensive language, uncomfortable subjects, heresy, tasteless Kennedy jokes, the appropriation of other culture's caves, using the lord's name in vain, general irreverence, and Fun!

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    1 hr and 55 mins