Episodes

  • summer reruns | Larry Earthworm and the TikTok Wedding (ft. Hope French)
    Jun 20 2024

    Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!!

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    37 mins
  • summer reruns | Angela Merkel Martin and the Toe Toeheads
    Jun 13 2024

    Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!!

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    38 mins
  • summer reruns | Napoleon Bonaparte and the Lovers of Elba
    Jun 6 2024

    Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!

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    35 mins
  • summer reruns | Wind-Sir McCowen and the Tower of London (ft. Mackenzie Jamieson)
    May 30 2024

    Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday...

    (1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.

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    33 mins
  • patreon ep // Robert Rick and the Queen of England
    May 23 2024

    a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content!

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    26 mins
  • TAPE 512 | THE WHALE | Season Five Finale
    May 16 2024

    A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned....

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    42 mins
  • TAPE 511 | The Pranks of the Trio (ft. Alex O'Shea)
    May 9 2024

    (1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis attempted to form a trio and build the first meaningful relationships of her life at the time of her death. She will be remembered by her boss who she wanted to kill, and the pranks she executed during the course of her short life - arsonists all over town will burn down domiciles as tribute to her life tomorrow night. SEASON FINALE NEXT THURSDAY.

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    31 mins
  • TAPE 510 | The Prussian Empire of Vermont (ft. Greg Fitzgerald)
    May 2 2024

    (1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son, and the greater community of Danville VT. Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed during the 6:30pm national TV slot of Nightly News with Prussian Holt and Prussian Williams. New episode Thursday!

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    34 mins