Episodes

  • 100: Episode 100 - Murder Most Fowl
    May 7 2024
    To celebrate 100 official episodes, we’ve got a story about Satan, Switzerland, and chicken genetics. In 1474, the city of Basel put a rooster on trial for the crime of…laying an egg. Add in a cockatrice, Pliny the Elder, witchcraft, dubious morals and questionable priorities, some honey badgers, and the National Poultry Journal. Look, it’s not my fault that nothing is new, and people are horrible. Also, keep an eye out for our spinoff podcast coming soon, “Murder Most Ancient.” (More info to come!) #Switzerland, #Basel, #witchcraft, #chickens,#poultry, #history, #comedy Sources for today’s episode: Walter, E.V. (1984). Nature on Trial: The Case of the Rooster that Laid an Egg. In: Cohen, R.S., Wartofsky, M.W. (eds) Methodology, Metaphysics and the History of Science. Boston Studies in the Philosophy of Science, vol 84. Springer, Dordrecht. https://doi.org/10.1007/978-94-009-6331-3_13 Hyde, Walter Woodburn. “The Prosecution and Punishment of Animals and Lifeless Things in the Middle Ages and Modern Times.” University of Pennsylvania Law Review and American Law Register, vol. 64, no. 7, 1916, pp. 696–730. JSTOR, https://doi.org/10.2307/3313677. Accessed 5 Dec. 2023. Hyde, Walter Woodburn. “The Prosecution of Lifeless Things and Animals in Greek Law: Part I.” The American Journal of Philology, vol. 38, no. 2, 1917, pp. 152–75. JSTOR, https://doi.org/10.2307/289180. Accessed 5 Dec. 2023. Breiner, Laurence A. “The Career of the Cockatrice.” Isis, vol. 70, no. 1, 1979, pp. 30–47. JSTOR, http://www.jstor.org/stable/230876. Accessed 25 Apr. 2024. E. P. Evans, The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals (London, I906) https://archive.org/details/criminalprosecut00evaniala/mode/2up https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/ccr/vol10/iss10/7/ https://esoterx.com/2017/09/06/fowl-play-the-trial-of-a-sorcerous-swiss-rooster/ https://www.digitale-sammlungen.de/de/view/bsb11097743?page=1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_trial https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichneumon_(medieval_zoology) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1356_Basel_earthquake https://blogs.loc.gov/law/2016/02/animals-on-trial/ https://www.basel.com/en/facts-figures/history https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/karl_marx_382655 http://www.seismo.ethz.ch/en/knowledge/earthquake-country-switzerland/historical-earthquakes/the-ten-strongest/ https://www.bafu.admin.ch/bafu/en/home/topics/natural-hazards/topic-earthquakes.html#:~:text=Twelve%20documented%20earthquakes%20causing%20major,in%201356%20(magnitude%206.6). https://esoterx.com/2017/09/06/fowl-play-the-trial-of-a-sorcerous-swiss-rooster/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice#/media/File:Complete_Guide_to_Heraldry_Fig431.png https://www.biblestudy.org/bible-study-by-topic/mythical-animals-in-the-bible/cockatrice.html https://archive.org/details/completeguidetoh00foxduoft/completeguidetoh00foxduoft/page/226/mode/2up?view=theater *** From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, OG, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE! Subscribe thyself to our social media scrolls! Instagram: @drunkmythologygals Facebook: @drunkmythologygals YouTube: @drunkmythgals TikTok: @drunkmythologygals Website: drunkmythologygals.com
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    47 mins
  • 99: Episode 99 - Swinging Slingers
    Nov 13 2023
    Bottoms up! It’s a party, ancient-Ibiza style! Thanks to Dracula’s Guest, the Gals swing on over to the Balearic Islands to find more than they ever wanted about the ancient world’s most feared sharp shooters.

    Sources for today's episode:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sling_(weapon)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balearic_Islands
    https://short-history.com/balearic-slingers-993b52917f44
    https://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Diodorus_Siculus/5A*.html#16
    https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/how-far-can-a-bullet-fired-from-a-handgun-travel
    https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/fastest-baseball-pitch-(male)/

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    Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 
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    42 mins
  • 98: Drunk Dracula Gals - SPECIAL!
    Oct 31 2023
    Happy Halloween! Yabblins, the Drunk Dracula Gals are back with a very special presentation of “Dracula’s Guest” by Bram Stoker. It’s Jonathan Harker at his best (which is pretty bad), a carriage driver who did not sign up for this sh*t, and a wolf that just wants to snuggle. SPECIAL GUEST STAR BANDIT! (My dog has existential despair, and we used his crying as some of the sound effects!)

    For Kim’s books, click here!: https://kimalexanderonline.com/wp/

    Wanna hear our episode about Walpurgis Night? Look up episode 66 The Spooky Saint or listen here: https://audioboom.com/posts/8072468-episode-66-the-spooky-saint

    References for this episode:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula%27s_Guest
    https://www.gutenberg.org/files/10150/10150-h/10150-h.htm

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    46 mins
  • 97: Episode 97 - Hot Drunk News
    Jul 21 2023
    Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's just another episode of Hot Drunk News!

    Also, it's official, Ancient D*ck Pics is my second favorite segment of Hot Drunk News. Obviously, "Would You Eat It?" is my fist. 

    Sources for today:

    https://www.popsci.com/science/stonehenge-of-the-netherlands-discovery/
    https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276615686.html
    https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276610111.html
    https://news.artnet.com/art-world/pendant-mongolia-earliest-phallic-art-2324393
    https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/world/article276576981.html
    https://www.11alive.com/article/news/state/georgia-guidestones-one-year-later/
    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dutch-stonehenge-solar-calendar-burial-ground-180982430
    https://arkeonews.net/a-small-sandstone-carved-with-a-viking-ship-may-be-oldest-picture-ever-found-in-iceland/
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 96: Episode 96 - The Pudding Cup of Justice
    Jun 15 2023
    I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thought was going to be just a regular ragey episode turned into...well...you know it's bad when Other Jenn starts dropping F-bombs that aren't in the script.

    As I mention at the end, here are resources that I found for LGBTQI and specifically intersex support:

    https://interactadvocates.org/resources/intersex-organizations/ 
    https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/resources-for-international-lgbtq-youth/ 
    https://befrienders.org/ 

    Here is the link for the art project Jenn was talking about. Sorry that you won't be able to unsee it afterwards!

    https://smarthistory.org/jane-alexander-butcher-boys/

    And, as always, the sources for our episode:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygia
    https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Map-of-western-Anatolia-showing-the-kingdom-of-Phrygia-with-its-capital-at-Gordion-C_fig1_324510431
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
    https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Kybele.html
    https://www.theoi.com/Phrygios/Agdistis.html
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/androgynous
    https://mythopedia.com/topics/cronus
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emasculation
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration
    https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agdistis
    https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis
    https://clas4032.wordpress.com/units/non-binary/agdistis/
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_hermaphroditism
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnobius
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgyny
    https://www.splcenter.org/seeking-justice/case-docket/mc-v-aaronson

    #Pride #LGBTQ #Mythology

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 95: Episode 95 - Lit Crit Hour 9 (PATREON UNLOCKED)
    Jun 1 2023
    There are tangents, there are rants, there are totally unexpected twists—and that's just the fairytale.

    The Gals are back! And to celebrate, we are unlocking one of our most EPIC Patreon episodes ever: the infamous Lit Crit Hour (also known as Cait Ruins Everything...Again).

    Head over to our PATREON and check out everything we have on offer: 
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    You can join for just $3, and you'll get all these episodes, your own DIVINE name for our Patron Pantheon, and discounts on MERCH!

    Also, if you join, you will get...STICKERS. For free. Because we can. 
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    3 hrs and 12 mins
  • 94: Episode 94 - Whoopee!
    Apr 10 2023
    This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginning to end, and I had to record my end from my phone (apologies for the sound). I ended up having to call the cable company because my internet was SO bad. Turns out we had to have over 100 ft of cable replaced. 

    Other Jenn clearly believes it's because I don't eat rye crackers. I don't, won't, and have no plans to start, so...yeah. 

    Anyway, who says the ancients didn't have a sense of humor? They did...it was just...a little...off....and maybe a little bloodier. Enjoy our salute to ancient pranksters!

    Sources for today's episode:

    https://www.quora.com/What-kind-of-pranks-did-people-pull-in-ancient-times-that-we-have-historical-record-of

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080801

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoras

    https://andreaskluth.org/2009/09/17/alcibiades-cad-charmer-hero-foil-to-socrates/

    https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1684/the-desecration-of-the-statues-of-hermes-415-bce/

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080801

    https://thehistorianshut.com/2018/10/04/four-pranks-that-caligula-allegedly-played-on-his-people/

    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/618910/historys-greatest-pranks

    https://www.thoughtco.com/weird-practical-jokes-from-ancient-rome-4018759

    https://books.google.com/books?id=p-gjAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA93&dq=anthemius+hollowed+mirror+zeno&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi778aZhenLAhWBdyYKHZuLA30Q6wEIIjAB#v=onepage&q=anthemius%20hollowed%20mirror%20zeno&f=false

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 93: Episode 93 - Skull-Crushing Feminists
    Mar 8 2023
    I can't believe I have to f*cking do another episode about our favorite skull-crushing feminists, aka the Scythians. But we here at Drunk Mythology Gals are still totally team Ukraine and totally NOT team Ovid.

    Please join us in supporting the charities we mentioned who are doing amazing work for Ukraine!

    World Central Kitchen

    Tip of the Spear Landmine Removal

    Also, please support The Kiffness and his amazing grassroots music work!

    And yes...we did record the parrot poem over on our Patreon!

    Sources for this episode:

    https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/who-were-the-ancient-scythians
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scythians
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordanes
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constanta
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovid
    https://web.colby.edu/ovid-censorship/exile/rome-sick-ovids-exile/
    https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/paintings/eugene-delacroix-ovid-among-the-scythians
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovid_among_the_Scythians
    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/16/ovids-exile-to-the-remotest-margins-of-the-roman-empire-revoked
    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/ovid-s-exile-from-rome-revoked-2-000-years-later-1.3330296
    https://www.livescience.com/scythian-gold-stolen-ukraine-museum
    https://www.statista.com/statistics/1293492/ukraine-war-casualties/
    https://www.grid.news/story/global/2023/02/09/ukraine-war-in-data-estimated-number-of-russian-troops-killed-and-wounded-in-ukraine-is-approaching-200000/

    Lyrics to O yu Luzi:

    Lyrics in Ukranian:

    Ойу лузі червона калина похилилася,
    Чогось наша славна Україна зажурилася.
    А ми тую червону калину підіймемо,
    А ми нашу славну Україну, гей-гей, розвеселимо!

    Lyrics in English:

    In the meadow, there a red kalyna (Viburnum), has bent down low,
    For some reason, our glorious Ukraine, has been worried so.
    And we'll take that red kalyna and we will raise it up,
    And we, our glorious Ukraine, shall, hey - hey, rise up - and rejoice!

    Romanisation:

    Oyu luzi chervona kalyna pokhylylasya,
    Chohosʹ nasha slavna Ukrayina zazhurylasya.
    A my tuyu chervonu kalynu pidiymemo,
    A my nashu slavnu Ukrayinu, hey-hey, rozveselymo!



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    1 hr and 37 mins