• EPISODE 77 - WELL ROUNDED IDIOT
    Dec 20 2022

    DOWN W/ THE BURGEES: Dave Chapelle goes full ass-hole.  Dimas and Hare give Flat Earthers a chance. Hare argues that Dinosaurs died for our mobility. Dimas asks why we don't lay eggs like other animals. Hare thinks people who thank God for their success are just gate keeping their secrets to success.

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  • EPISODE 76 - SEA MONKEYS
    Dec 13 2022

    JERRY STILLER SHIV'S: Ted Cruz's family is starting to show signs of trauma caused by his political career. Hare and Dimas discuss the Britney Griner trade. Dimas wants to bring back super start prisoners like Al Capone. Hare has another run-in with the neighborhood children. Dimas thinks being nice to dogs is equivalent to grooming. Hare complains that other animals don't have to worry about QANON and Far Right Extremism. Karen and Larry are the Boomer Couple Archetype and Hare shares what it was like growing up with them as parents. If you were going to be a ghost where in the world would you choose to haunt? 

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  • EPISODE 75 - DARK TANK
    Dec 6 2022

    DARK TANK: Hare explains why today's politics have the same appeal as wrestling, so more people should check it out. Dimas talks about dealing with the reality of death in a combat zone and Hare realizes he doesn't know what he would do with his last day on earth. If you had to choose your own death, what would you choose? Dimas and Hare argue about what would be the faster death. A volcano or being smothered by a large butted person. What are your petty red flags in dating? Dimas can't handle a person with visible forehead veins and Hare can't stand chipped nail polish.  Hare thinks we've given the Patriarchy enough time on top and its time to let the Matriarchy run things for a few generations.

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  • EPISODE 74 - TERMINAL VELOCITY
    Nov 29 2022

    FUNNEL CAKE: Dimas cooked his first Thanksgiving Dinner ever with survival potatoes. Hare finds a video of Dimas singing "Purple Rain" on the internet and falls in love. Dimas calls out Hare for being a Polite Man. Dimas & Hare brain storm a service that helps people with squiggle legs regain their mobility. Are you Trans phobic if you wouldn't date a Trans Man or Woman? Hare shares a very specific fetish he just learned about. Terminal Velocity is born.

    WHITE CHAOS ELEMENT: Hare introduces the concept of a counselor for men to help them communicate better with their wieners. Hare explains why its ridiculous to suggest anyone could  "screw their way to the top". Dimas explores middle school teacher hookup culture. A Spanish tourist gets the colonizer treatment after illegally climbing an ancient Mayan pyramid. Hare losses a standoff to a veteran coupon person. Dimas has his first panic attack ever.

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  • EPISODE 73 - 8 DOLLAR ELON
    Nov 22 2022

    GIRLS LIKE HORSES: Elon Musk is the smartest man. Hare gets into another neighborhood battle with the local whites. Kari Lake loses the AZ governors race and Hare's Dad is ready to go to war. If you think politics are boring, get a TikTok account. Dimas explains how to create a haunted bridge. Is laziness a myth? Fans of Korean Pop bands have Pedophile Energy. Dimas thinks TikTok is creating an entire generation of lonely people. Hare thinks there are too many half-baked people out there looking for a complete person.  

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  • EPISODE 72 - MUCHAS GARCIAS
    Nov 15 2022

    FAGANELLO HUGHES: Dimas calls Hare out for dressing like an NPC. Dimas has a run-in with a republican candidate on election day. Hare & Dimas explore the science behind Wrap-Around Sunglasses. Dimas cosplays as Cat Hitler. Hare calls Dimas out on refusing to practice Spanish with him. Ted Cruz catches a beer can to the face. Roto-Rooter has the worst ad department. The Incel Community is rapidly expanding and Hare worries about how that is going to impact the Grindr community

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  • EPISODE 71 - THE ELECTION OLYMPICS
    Nov 8 2022

    HOW COULD HARE FORGET: Hare makes a huge mess of his early voting experience and has his house vandalized by the local republican children. Hare proposes Pro-Wrestling personas for politicians to drum up public interest. Dimas invents the Election Olympics to spice up politics and get more people involved. Joe Biden boxes a kangaroo. Donald Trump in a 100 meter dash. Listening to Herschel Walker spend 30 mins reading the instructions for Sodoku. It would be non-stop action. The San Antonio Spurs part ways with a player after he exposes himself 9 times to the team psychologist. Hare melts down after realizing he isn't a man. When have women ever responded positively to a dick and balls picture, we require evidence for this belief.

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  • EPISODE 70 - THAT'S ABOUT WHITE
    Nov 1 2022

    Don't forget to vote Nov 8th!

    QUEER TWO-PIECE: Paul Pelosi vs. QAnon Hammer Hippie. Hare wonders why 3 piece suits are the uniforms of every boss ever and why aren't pants and a t-shirt called a two-piece? How did people sleep before beds? Dimas introduces a new segment called "That's about white." detailing the top headlines around the country involving God's Children. Hare explains how having an uncle who spent his entire life cosplaying as a black guy introduced him to diversity.

    Don't forget to vote Nov 8th!

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