• C**: The Whole Milk of Self-Impressed Washingtonians

  • Nov 2 2023
  • Length: 22 mins
  • Podcast

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C**: The Whole Milk of Self-Impressed Washingtonians

  • Summary

  • Hi Kevin,

    Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. Fuck ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:

    • The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shop
    • The dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole 
    • Trying to saran wrap the deep crevices out of your fugly concentration face so that you can look fuckable to your barista crush
    • Circle jerking into each other’s successive cups of coffee, snorting coke, and talking to the Spanish Consulate... all things you do in DC coffee shops
    • Having access to the nuclear codes but still messing up coffee orders 
    • The sounds of New York overstimulating you but at least you're drinking from a difficult mug 
    • Quill casting a giraffe-size shadow over his local coffee shop
    • Drink every time we say 'local coffee shop'

    Coming to a local coffee shop near you,
    Bad Planning Podcast 
    (@badplanningpod@gmail.com)
    Email us or no iced latte for you <3

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