So if everyone in Port Charles is trying something new, maybe Sonny could too? He would be a great barber. Or maybe he could bottle that marinara sauce. Remember that marinara sauce? Looks like Lois is going to make a splash as a spokesmodel. Willow is going to make a more serious splash as a more serious spokesmodel. Curtis is heading up some muscle-related division of Aurora. Sasha is making bread sandwiches for the Quartermaines. Scotty is filming screen tests with his phone. Dex is going to be a cop. Jason is sitting at a desk in a warehouse all day. And Kristina would sit in her apartment all day if TJ had his way. Huh. What does any of this mean? Seriously, what is happening in Port Charles, and could it maybe be better written?

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Drew seems to be comforting(?) Nina, but who will comfort Sonny now that Laura has dumped him? Ava? She's starting to seem like she's back to being all about Ava. Kristina? She's starting to see Sonny for who he really is (a super generous guy who occasionally beats up or kills people--what's not to love?!). Anna? She's about to throw him in the clink. This is not a good time for a man to be undermedicated. As if that's not enough to keep a town hopping, Dex and Jason are going to meet and....okay, that may not be very exciting. Willow might become a spokesperson for a nonprofit! No, that exclamation point was a lie. Sasha is going to cook for the Quartermaines? Is that interesting? Anyone? Well, there are a lot of things happening in Port Charles, and not just on Drew's desk. But for now mostly on Drew's desk.

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Brook Lynn and Chase may be celebrating their love, but sadly it's not contagious. Other people are throwing hatchets, literally and figuratively. Joss. You do not want to share your darkest secrets with Joss, who will weaponize them (sorry, Kristina). She is really testing Sonny's patience, which was already in short supply (no thanks to Ava). Nina. Who can blame her (what?!)? She is still reeling from Ava's betrayal and losing Sonny. Of course she would add her beans to the ones Joss spilled. Kristina is carrying a baby and a lot of beans. Will she share her beans with Sonny? And the question is not will his head explode, but when. All of this would make TJ very unhappy (who cares). Also, please stop bothering Jordan, Drew. She's way out of your league.

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