How to Become a Federal Criminal Audiobook By Mike Chase cover art

How to Become a Federal Criminal

An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

 Preview
LIMITED TIME OFFER

3 Months Free

$8.99/mo. after 3 months. Cancel anytime.
Get this deal
Offer ends on July 15, 2026 at 11:59 PT.
More purchase options

How to Become a Federal Criminal

By: Mike Chase
Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
Get this deal

$8.99/mo. after 3 months. Cancel anytime. Offer ends July 15, 2026 at 11:59pm PT.

Buy for $14.99

Buy for $14.99

In this “excellent book for people who like to start sentences with ‘Did you know that…’” (The New York Times), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes—written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal criminal.

Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is “an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system” (Forbes). Politics & Government Funny Crime Witty Government Ideologies & Doctrines Performing Arts
adbl_web_anon_alc_button_suppression_t1
All stars
Most relevant
A wonderful plan for my retirement. Poor Johnny Horizon. I enjoyed this book and laughed out loud more than once.

A great read

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
The last paragraph is the penultimate slam on Government stupidity and political correctness.

5 stars.

I'm a proud FedCrim - who has no idea what he did.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.