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Zombie Paradise Lost

Still Alive, Book Six
Series: Still Alive Series, Book 6
Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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In a world overrun by rabid, naked, blue zombies, feeding on the flesh of all, a glimmering jewel of humanity endures. The Island of Guntersville has become a hopeful paradise for the survivors of the plague that ravages the land. Follow Mo, Smokes, Easy, and the rest of his band of misfits - oh, and a ninja monkey - on their replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, as they set off on a wild blue adventure in search of "the cure".

Meanwhile, back in the tranquil oasis, something dark and sinister has crept in. A wolf in sheep's clothing. A vile monster that hungers for the treasure that is humanity’s best hope for the future - the children.

Can good triumph over evil? Will this wickedness spread? Who will stand against the malevolence? Is all hope lost? It's the end of the world as we know it.  

Come join us, friend. In a place where the zombies bite, fish bite, life always bite, and sometimes, people bite. Welcome to Zombie Paradise Lost.

©2019 Javan Bonds (P)2019 Javan Bonds

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another great story

l love being able to laugh and enjoy the book but also to get drawn into the characters and feel like I'm right there with them

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great

really like this one .make sure Wonder what makes people tick. also how stupid some people can be. I hope there's a 7 soon because I'm ready for it

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Felt like I was re-hearing parts of other volumes.

I love the story. Javan is funny. But a few chapters, I felt like I had already heard them in book 4 or 5. Made it just a bit confusing. But Holy Cliffhanger Batman! Can't wait for Book 7 to hit Audible!

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Zombie Paradise Lost

Mo and everyone are back, but this book is a bit different as this comes from the perspective of the islanders during the same time period of the book Zombie River Run. So while Mo and the Viva Ancora are still making its way downriver, a demon has embedded itself in Guntersville and it is praying on its children, and trying to usurp the elder Collins as mayor. But when it is the Techs semi adopted son that the Collin's are watching while Gene is on the river that goes missing things change, and the detective decides to go rogue to check out the new beloved preacher man.

This was a different kind of book/audio for Bonds and while it didn't have as much laughter it was needed I think to allow the series to grow, after all these are the weirdos you would meet in your new and ever changing neighborhood after a apocalypse event. There is still lots of action and suspense but I would have happily died a gruesome death had I been able to take the demon with me. As always narrator S W Salzman did a awesome job with all the characters and all their voices, I love listening to his books, and I can't wait for the next still alive book.

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FEELINGS!!!

Book #6 had all of the feels. I was grossed out, pissed off, laughing, happy, but at the end just eager to hear what happens next. If you are a sensitive snowflake you probably want to avoid this series, but if you think you have tough skin go ahead and test it out with a Javan Bonds book.

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Better than the last one

I got in to this series late in the last book, it still hooked me In. It’s silly and gross and full of the course language I love. I really like where this is going. Not your Normal Armageddon story.


This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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As always, great listen!

When you are reading this, you are already neck deep in peevie action. When you love Javan's books, you'll also love this sequel. Again, Salzman is doing a great job narrating! Both thumbs up, now go get it ;)

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Still funny as hell

If you start this one don’t let the excerpts from book 5 confuse you. It is a new story. As is stated it takes place at the same time as book 5. Keep going.
Bonds and Salzman make an amazing team. Can’t imagine anyone else narrating this series.
The series continues to be funny and interesting. Will they find the Dr that may have a cure.... kind of hope they don’t.
Need more of Smokes in the story. Missing him!
Ready for this preacher to get his and I know it’s coming! He definitely needs to die a truly horrible death! Don’t let him turn in to a zombie because he’s already (small spoiler) eaten enough humans! Oh or let him get eaten by a horde of zombie children! That would be amazing!

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Good

Good follow up of Zombie River Run. Feels in all the wholes and gives a better understanding of additional caricatures.

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Great Book

Great book. It is very funny and I can't wait to read the next one.

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  • M. J. Harper
  • 11-14-19

Another excellent masterpiece by Javan Bonds!

Mo & friends face more gore, horror & humour on their mission to find the cure, while their loved ones face more danger when a wolf hides amongst the sheep! Another exciting death defying adventure from Javan Bonds that I couldn't put down and was disappointed when it ended too soon, leaving me with the question all authors hate: "When is the next book due out" - I need to know what happens next.

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  • Michelle Sewell
  • 10-26-19

Still a brilliant series. Brilliant narration

I have listened to the whole of this series so far and this instalment is just as brilliant as the others.

I couldn’t get enough of “the damn dam” lol and of course Smokes and Moe. The scene with the haircut is hilarious. I love the development of the other characters too. Looking forward to the next instalment.

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  • DabOfDarkness
  • 10-05-19

Pass me some cannibalism please

It’s another great addition to the series. That combination of insulting humor and gory zombie deaths has me snort laughing my way through the book. If you are squeamish about any type of bodily discharges or easily offended by religious or political jokes, then this might not be the series for you. For the rest of us that can laugh at ourselves, others, and blue, naked zombie cannibals, this is the series for us!

Book 5 followed our hero, Mo Collins, and his gang out on the pirate ship Viva Ancora. Here in Book 6, it’s the same time frame but focuses more on what’s happening back at home on the zombie-free island of Guntersville. It was great to explore this timeline more as Book 5 hinted at what evil was happening back home. Us readers know to watch out for Mike Brown, but the people of Guntersville have to investigate the multiple cases of missing children. In strides Sako, who takes on the persona of Rorscharch from The Watchmen. Yes! I loved this character and this alter ego.

While I do get a good laugh out of creative ways to kill zombies, there were a lot of penile injuries. The first few were funny, but I did get a little tired of it after a while. Though I did snicker when one of the characters (Mo?) comments that he didn’t think he could see another blue penis destroyed in a unique way ever again. Same with the zombie poo. So much poo everywhere! At first, it’s funny background and yet another reason to avoid becoming a zombie. But after a while, it was a little tiresome. I could use more nerd references instead. I adore all the movie and book references.

The ending wraps up some things but leaves us hanging on a limb over a canyon in other areas. So looking forward to the next book in the series! 4.5/5 stars.

The Narration: S. W. Salzman continues to do this series justice. I loved his Rorschach voice – spot on! I always love his Mo voice – so funny and innocent well-meaning idiot average guy. His female voices sound feminine and all the characters have their own unique voices. The pacing is perfect and his delivery of the humor is excellent. There were no technical issues with this recording. 5/5 stars.

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  • Nat 87
  • 09-25-19

Blue PV's on overload!

If you have made it to book 6 then you know what you are in for! Taking place at the same time frame as book 5 the story fills in the events in Guntersville whilst Mo and Co are off searching for a cure! The book is filled with naked blue-na-tics in abundance and keeps you listening and listening!

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  • Mindyg123 (Romance Authors That Rock )
  • 09-24-19

Keeps you entranced

If you like your zombies nude, blue and rabid along with a big helping of humor then jump right in to this awesome world that Javan Bonds has created.
Mo, Smokes, Easy and the rest of the Viva Ancora crew are still working their way downriver in search of the scientist who might have a "cure" for this man-made apocalyptic plague. Naturally for Mo, just going down the river isn't easy sailing. There's damns and locks on the river they have to get through, of course there's the peevies, but only when Mo is around, I swear Mo is a peevie magnet, and unbeknownst to the crew someone, well actually something is following them.
Meanwhile in Guntersville there's a wolf in sheep's clothing, someone who you would expect to be a protector, taking the island's most important and valuable treasure, the children. That someone is also trying to take the control and the power of the island and part of that plan is to make Mayor Randy Collins look guilty of taking the children.
This book will make you laugh in spots and stare stunned in others as we lose people and evil tries to gain the upper hand. I couldn't put this down, I stayed up way way past my bed time listening to this story. The pace is fast and the writing flows perfectly. The author makes the characters come alive, so much so that you start to become invested in their lives and their stories and want to know what happens to them. But like all good things this book comes to an end, and what an end it is, there's one hell of a cliffhanger, you'll catch yourself cussing at the author haha. My only complaint is now I have to impatiently wait for the next book in this amazingly funny/apocalyptic horror. The narrator chosen to do this book NAILED IT!!!

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  • Anne Marie Barlow
  • 09-23-19

Rollercoaster

Another rollercoaster journey from Javan & a super cliffhanger, great as per usual, next one please, NOW.

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  • deafmick
  • 09-16-19

This audio book will make you cry and smile and late for work it's 100% fun and don't for get that s.w.salesman has a audio book out as well 1000%