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Publisher's Summary

Erina Toivenon is a great taboo sex stories writer. She has added some awesome genres to her books and have now included strap-on sex stories to her long list of entertaining XXX erotica and romance novels. In her latest work Erina adds her trademark exciting and captivating story lines with erotic plots. What makes her stories so real life is that Erina uses actual events that have occurred from the story teller's account, changing only names and places to protect the people that have given her the story.

Here is an excerpt:

"I was trembling with how excited I was as I buckled up the strap on, I was feeling almost as if I had actually grown a dick and I guess you could say that I was one of those women who had penis envy as I actually really felt so big and strong and in charge when I had it on and it made me extremely hot."

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  • j.
  • Santa fe, NM, United States
  • 05-20-16

Pitiful

Awfully written. Of no erotic interest whatsoever. Does not deliver the topics theme. Want to return this.

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Don't wait your time

The woman reading this story needs to find a new profession. The story might be ok, but can't get past the horrible reading

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Very nice

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Not many books get me.. turned on, but it was her voice, mixed with the story. She has a very amazing voice, and it brought me right into the book

Who was your favorite character and why?

I don't know, I was just memorized. I do believe if I brought out a phone book, and asked her to read it, I'd get....off

What about Elizabeth Meadows’s performance did you like?

Wow, Where do i start. Honestly, she sounds beautiful. I'd love to see a picture of her. I'm not a perv, but I can imagine her as a gorgeous woman, even if others don't think she is, just because of her voice, she's definitely in my top... 2
Elizabeth, you have a voice of an angel, this job is your career. Never give up, keep going!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

I want her to read the dialogue if there was a film.. show me what she looks like and maybe she'd be the star too... She actually moaned when a moan came up... that did me in

Any additional comments?

I'm going to buy everything Elizabeth Meadows has ever narrated, and I'm showing all my friends and family... well maybe not family .. some family

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Perhaps the Worst Narrator Ever!

When I come to erotica, I wanted to be titillated, aroused, excited, and for that to happen, especially if I am listening rather than reading, the narrator is of paramount importance. S/he must sound sexy (something I know is, to some extent subjective to the listener, but perhaps not always), but more importantly, they must know how to read.

I am not, of course, talking about literacy. What I mean is the ability to convey emotion, to understand where the author's beats are hitting, to make us feel and hear and see and taste and smell what is happening in the story. If a narrator can't do that at the most basic level, then the narrator has failed.

Elizabeth Meadows narration is the most epic failure of narration I have ever heard. My initial instinct when hearing her voice was to just turn this book off and make it one of my rare returns. But then I thought I was just being too hard on her. Sure, her voice annoyed me from the start, but I was just being unfair. Besides, the book is short, so why not give it a listen. Five minutes in and I was cringing from the assault on my ears and libido. There is nothing sexy in Meadows' delivery, and she simply didn't know how to say anything that was written on Erina Toivenon's pages (part of me worries that Meadows might actually be Toivenon, and if she is that makes the failure in narration so much worse).

At that point, I should have returned the book, but I wanted to hear the Strap-On stories. I thought they would be fun, they're right up my alley, so I stuck to it a little longer, and by the time I realized that the stories were nearly as bad as the terrible narration, I found myself nearly half way through and felt like I was stuck in traffic staring at a car accident. I was audiobook rubber necking and I had to finish. I needed a shower when I was done, and not a cold one to calm myself, a hot cleansing shower to wash away the shame of having punished my ears.

So if you read my review and decide to move forward and listen to this book, you have only yourself to blame. You have been warned. Yikes.

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Couldn't listen

The readers voice was was as bad as the writings, both were so bad I couldn't finish chapter one.

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Two short stories, very poorly written.

There are only two 16 minute stories. They are both extremely poorly written. The narrator speaks mechanically, almost like the Google Maps voice. Overall, not worth the purchase price...or any price for that matter.

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very cum-worthy, but ......

this is the kind of stuff we wrote about in our creative writing classes when I was an adolescent. also, the 2nd story would've really got me off if the narrator actually sounded middle aged. otherwise, it was worth the $$$.

0 of 1 people found this review helpful