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Vampire Seduction Handbook
- A Guide to the Ultimate Romantic Adventure
- Narrated by: Jason Griffith
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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This steamy performance by Jason Griffin provides the listener with many useful tips for romancing a vampire. The Vampire Seduction Handbook is told from the point of view of author and American vampire, Luc Richard Ballion. His 200 years of being a vampire have made him knowledgeable in the area of human-vampire love and sex. This how-to guide addresses the reasons for a vampire's irresistible erotic energy. It teaches women how to find a vampire and how to spike a vampire's sexual interest. Griffith's performance is convincing and sensuous. Any fans of vampire fiction will find this audiobook instructional.
Publisher's summary
For Twilight fans and beyond: the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style. Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal?
At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. You’ll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, it’s not in graveyards. Once you’ve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, you’ll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself.
Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.
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- StacyBeth
- 08-21-22
Spectacular audiobook, narration, and storyline.
Thank you for this guide!! I am 100% positive I want a vampire boyfriend
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- Joseph C.
- 02-27-24
the narrator had a great voice
the whole thing wasnt in my opinion a story.
just a guidebook on vampires
no story just talk
very boring
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- Lost all Humanity
- 11-14-21
Don’t recommend
There’s no sorry. It’s just one giant explanation being told by an omniscient narrator. It’s fiction, but it’s not my taste.
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- BigDaddy
- 12-28-22
pointless meh fest
maybe a good sleep aid but that's about it. Really has no point or purpose.
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