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The Supervillain Handbook
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- Narrated by: Richard Allen
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 03-29-13
- Language: English
- Publisher: Audible Studios
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $14.95
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King Oblivion PhD, founder of the International Society of Supervillains, graciously allows Matt Wilson to divulge the secrets to becoming an all-powerful arbiter of evil to the rest of us mere mortals. This satirical guide to unlocking your inner maleficence is a showcase for Richard Allen, who inhabits the role of Dr. Oblivion with a theatrical relish, delivering his tips with a deliciously over-the-top menace that magnifies Wilson's comic flair, creating a hilarious and clever listen. Follow the advice in The Supervillain Handbook and rule the world.
Publisher's Summary
Your guide to making it big in the business of evil!
Looking for a way out of the rat race? Tired of your ho-hum, workaday life? Have an inexplicable love of turning human beings into inanimate objects? Then professional supervillainy might just be for you! With tips from the renowned founder and overlord of the International Society of Supervillains, The Supervillain Handbook is your one-stop-shop for everything evil. Gain invaluable insight on the art of revenge, choosing your evil name, where to find the perfect lair, and much more!
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