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Fred Berman
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L.G. Estrella
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Are you being attacked by a pissed-off unicorn? Has an angry basilisk slithered into your camp? Is a dragon about to eat you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you.
Our world is full of monsters. Some of them are happy to live and let live, but the majority of them are vicious jerks. If you want to survive, then you need to know what to do when things go wrong.
Don't settle for speculation or the ramblings of a tavern drunk. Get the facts about monsters straight from a legendary hero who has fought just about all of them and who has befriended a bunch of them. Whether it's krakens, vampires, or werewolves, this book has all the information you need to ensure your survival.
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- Narrado por: Todd Haberkorn
- Duración: 19 h y 23 m
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- De AJ en 11-29-20
De: D.M. Guay
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, y otros
- Duración: 5 h y 53 m
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night, Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world.
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No Kirby means No Fred
- De Rubin S. Bashir en 01-04-21
De: Drew Hayes
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Liches Get Stitches
- Liches Get Stitches, Book 1
- De: HJ Tolson
- Narrado por: Ella Lynch
- Duración: 8 h y 23 m
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Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right? Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.
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Leveling up in a cheery British accent
- De 🔥 Phx17 🔥 en 09-08-23
De: HJ Tolson
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Amy Landon
- Duración: 3 h
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- De Brent en 09-07-24
De: Drew Hayes
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Becoming a God Made Easy: A Cultivation-Esque LitRPG
- Theos, Book 1
- De: Arthur Wordsmith
- Narrado por: Seth Podowitz
- Duración: 16 h y 20 m
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Luke was your typical nine-to-five office drone when he was killed in a head-on car collision during his morning commute. Instead of going to heaven, Luke's soul is brought to a hellish realm on the verge of total destruction, where two supernatural beings soon engage in brutal combat. Defeating her rival, the victorious Arke prepares to claim her prize, the powerful God Seed. But the ancient artifact has plans of its own, offering to soul-bond with Luke, who accepts and flees to the world of Theos to escape Arke's wrath.
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I liked it!
- De Donald en 01-24-24
De: Arthur Wordsmith
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Amy Landon
- Duración: 26 h y 58 m
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- De Small Mountain en 09-29-17
De: Drew Hayes
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Duración: 7 h y 49 m
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency. How is it he can be barely clinging to reality one minute - yet be a seeming genius the next? Within his brain might just be the greatest scientific breakthrough of the millennium, if anyone can figure out how to access it. Enter the agent code named Watson.
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- De Joseph Gray en 06-16-19
De: Drew Hayes
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- Cordarryl
- 12-12-24
Great!
This made me miss the Two Necromancers and the Accidental Vampirism stories so much! No this book is not a story being told exactly but a sort of tips and tricks bestiary told by someone based on his own experiences. They all sound like interfering incidents as well but most of all I enjoyed the Easter eggs from the other stories.
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- Hiep
- 06-01-24
It’s different
It like listening to 1 guy talking about his life experience, we can connect the dots to know the main character. Very detailed about fantasy creatures. A lot of humor which I enjoy most. Narrator is so passionate, he makes the book more interesting.
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- SammiG
- 02-19-24
It’s an encyclopedia of mystical creatures. Not a story
For what it is….. it’s fine. However I was expecting a story not an encyclopedia of mystical creatures. The explanations are humorous. I really like this author’s work but frustrated that the explanation of the book was so vague as to what this book really was.
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- Victor J Walsh
- 02-11-24
Mr Estrella can write anything and I will read it and love it
An interesting tale in his wonderful world. A completely different take than the usual and very appreciated
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- Alicia Long
- 02-11-24
Not your “standard” L.G. Estrella book, but I’m loving it!
Warning! This is different from the author’s other works. I’m loving it, but it’s not a standard story. It’s short vignettes and instructions from a hero who has survived lots of fearsome monsters. There is a story thread woven through, but it’s not on the surface. The narrator’s great, but it might not be the right listen for you. Give the sample a listen to test it out before you buy it,
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- Koeeoaddi
- 03-05-24
Loved it loved it loved it!
What a wonderful book and as usual, the narrator was fantastic. I’m going to replay it now!
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-26-24
A Lot of Fun for Old and New Fans of L. G. Estrella Alike
Very enjoyable in its own right, but also full of fun Easter eggs for fans of the author’s other works. I was particularly happy to hear about the Unconventional Heroes’ Spot’s ultimate destiny.
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- Miss F
- 02-01-25
Quite entertaining!
This story was a delight to listen to. The humour is great and there isn’t that much of a backstory to follow it’s more like a long lived hero with lots of interesting experiences giving a very vibrant lecture on different creatures. I didn’t read or listened to any other books from this universe so I don’t get the easter eggs so I can’t speak to that
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- SophAnn
- 02-09-24
Not worth it
I have historically liked LG Estrella’s writing, but this book doesn’t compare to the other books
There’s no story, it is a “how to book”. Essentially, unless you are a virgin or carrying a cute wild creature you’re going to die painfully.
I couldn’t get past chapter 3.
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- Merrilee Yocum
- 04-30-24
Nothing like her other works and not in a good way
Lete be clear. I LOVE every other L.G. Estrella book! This book is a man talking about magical creatures like some old western cowboy describing all the dangers in the West. The narration is a bit flat and the book seems fairly repetitive so it really drags on. made it half way through before calling it. I'm hoping it's a binder so she can join all of her "worlds" together. Any other book by her is top tier excitement and adventure strung along with witty humor and well developed characters
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