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The Golden Years Suck, and So Does She!
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- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
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They told Carolyn Miller that once she hit 62 and retired, her new life would be the Golden Years, she and her husband would have nothing but fun together. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Carol and her husband don't have fun - at least, not the kind of fun Carolyn wants. Her husband can't get it up anymore, and Carolyn isn't alone.
Many attractive older women with more than average sexual needs have the same problem. Like Carolyn Miller, all the other senior women in these stories need sex, and they need it often...with anyone.
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