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The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

By: Greg Gutfeld
Narrated by: Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes -- each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: "if you're over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you're beyond redemption," "the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands," "attractive people don't write for a living," "death row inmates make the best husbands," and "the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural."

With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.
Philosophy Political Science Politics & Government
Unvarnished Truth • Insightful Commentary • Authentic Humor Delivery • Social Observations • Political Satire

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This book will make you laugh but it's no joke. They say there's a lot truth in humor and they say that because of this book. And if you disagree with me, then you sir, are a Nazi. LOL Laugh and Learn and Learn and Laugh. This book teaches and it is funnier than any of the comedy books out there.

Truth in Humor

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If you're a Gutfeld fan, you will absolutely love this.
if you've never heard of Gutfeld, or don't have a sense of humor... you'll have no idea what's going on.

Lot's of fun!

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes would recommend- funny, entertaining, refreshing.

What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

The fact that hypocrasy is alive and well

Have you listened to any of Greg Gutfeld’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

N/A

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When Greg ,makes you realize what is really important in life.

Any additional comments?

Great read, cant wait for the next

Greg is bulwark of intellectual prowess--A+ funny

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The humor of what I consider real life! Greg has done a masterful job describing it

Great listen!

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What made the experience of listening to The Bible of Unspeakable Truths the most enjoyable?

Very simply, he's funny, brutally honest and (omg) NOT a Liberal! Gutfeld says what needs to be said...the truth and he delivers it with a cartoon rubber mallet that hits hard. Honestly one of best Social/Political Commentaries I have ever read. He's not a carbon copy of an Agenda with exaggerated flourishes (a'la Bill Mahr, Jon Stewart etc...) he makes Everyone uncomfortable, Conservatives included. My advice, read this...you will laugh (regardless of your political leanings), you'll probably cringe. Hopefully Gutfeld will get the wide exposure he deserves...plain old honesty deserves a platform too.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Greg

Which scene was your favorite?

The section on

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

BRUTAL TRUTH

Gutfeld is a comedic & observational genius

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The humor and views of Greg Gutfeld are the reason I love watching his show Red Eye on FoxNews. This book is a larger continuation of his Greg-a-logue and was well worth the listen. I also enjoyed the additional interview at the end. There's nobody that can duplicate Greg's comedic sense of humor which makes him narrating this book even more perfect. His Conservative/Libertarian views are well illustrated as he shotguns his well-thought stance on an array of topics. A GREAT BOOK!

Positively Horrible... by that I mean Outstanding!

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If you could sum up The Bible of Unspeakable Truths in three words, what would they be?

Smart, Unleashed Humor

Who was your favorite character and why?

Well Greg of course...he says what we all generally think and happily justifies it with whit and obsurd connections.

What does Greg Gutfeld bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

He brings his real humor in his voice and also in how he will sometimes just stray from the lines in the book with new insight on the subject he is discussing.

What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?

That unicorn porn can be known as uniporn

Any additional comments?

Great book for anyone who likes unabashed whit and truly funny s--t!

New Greg Listener...and very happy

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He really must read his books - its the only way to take in the Gutfeld goodness

Greg is God

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After finishing the Joy of Hate, I wanted to read Greg's previous works. Knowing that he narrated this book, really made my interest peak. Although I do not agree with all his points, I think it is a fantastic read with great humor and common sense. Note, this is something I listened to aloud, I would not recommend doing so if you are at a public venue that may not tolerate strong language. Great read!

Great read!

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I knew this guy was smart and funny , but dam . He's funny! I'm not easy amused, I was laughing through the whole book . Love it

Never knew

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