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My Boyfriend Bites

By: Dan Jolley
Narrated by: Book Buddy Digital Media
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Vanessa Shingle has a knack for choosing boyfriends who need fixing - the juvenile delinquent, the school cheat, the slacker.... Then she meets Jean-Paul McClellan - the perfect project! Vanessa is determined to find out Jean-Paul's story. Why would such a smart hunk waste his life as a janitor? She drags her best friend, Stork, on a nighttime mission to learn more. What she sees makes her blood run cold. Suddenly Vanessa's little New Mexico town is overrun by vampires - obnoxious ones at that. And Vanessa seems to be their target. Is Jean-Paul one of them? If so, why is he being so nice to her? When he talks about prophecies and legacies and Romania, what's he really up to? Vanessa finds herself with a real situation to fix - and she stakes her life on being able to rise to the challenge.

©2011 Dan Jolley (P)2011 Dan Jolley
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Better if you have the comic.

As I said, much better with the comic. Read like a comic and that’s all well and good if you have the comic too!

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