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Something

Full Murderhobo, Book 1

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Something

By: Dakota Krout
Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
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Trapped between worlds. Potentia might be the way out. Time to kill Something.

Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship.

Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.

Three of the friends test as powerful, or dangerous, classes of Ascender. Luke is found to have Potential, barely, but when he steps through the portal to begin his training…he is pulled to a plane that shouldn't exist. With no class trainer, the possibility of survival is low. Luke decides that he wants to live, and keeping his humanity isn't going to help.

His best chance is going Full Murderhobo.

©2020 Dakota Krout (P)2020 Mountaindale Press
Action & Adventure Epic Fantasy Science Fiction & Fantasy Sword & Sorcery Funny Witty
Engaging Storyline • Humorous Fantasy • Excellent Character Voices • Unique Magic System • Creative Worldbuilding

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Characters are amazing! Story not bad but as always a fun read. Needs more goats

Classic Dakota Krout

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most litrpg books I've found involve harems, vulgarity, and other such. this one is not only fun, it's full of memes, and plenty of humor. I really enjoy the bloopers at the end.

good clean fun

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Dakota has always had a talent for detailed progression systems that feel like they would be a blast to be a part of. And Gilliland brings the world to life with various voices and expert narration. Also some great bloopers "The f*** Dakota." is my personal favorite.

Dakota and Gilliland at thier finest.

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i want more asap it is the perfect mix of dark humor that i love!

could not stop listening

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good story, good performance, if you've read Dakota's other books you kind of know what you are getting into, this is a very light and funny story more like Rexus but even more over the top. if you are new to Krout it seems like he pulls a lot from his D&D campaigns and and they are great reads to unwind very clean and pull a lot of humor into them focusing alot on character development, but there is still a compelling story going on.

enjoyable

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