Sew You Want to Be a Hero

Threadbare, Book 2

By: Andrew Seiple

Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds

Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.

Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.

However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?

Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.

©2018 Andrew Seiple (P)2018 Podium Audio

no right to be so good!

this series shouldn't be as good as it is, but it's incredible! I love the leveling, I love the characters, and I love that it never goes the way you'd expect! keep it up Andrew!

Great second book

Great continuation of the story. I couldn't stop listening to it. Can't wait for more

gaining traction

still think the f bombs are unnecessary. this story is pg 13 so the language doesn't line up. solid 4;stars otherwise

Great sequel

I liked it as much as the first book, although the parts with the king aren't as good as when threadbare is front and center. Very creative and great narration.

Not for kids

While the first book was mostly safe for younger readers in the age appropriate content realm of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, book two of the Threadbare series adds more dark content, light adult content, and foul language. Don't get me wrong, the story is still excellent and still whimsical. It's just whimsical as F#&*)! with a lot of sexual or dark innuendo spread throughout. The story of a teddy bear that goes out to save his person is surprising heart-warming when the foul mouthed dwarf or Orc shaman aren't cussing or making lightly veiled raunchy statements. Unless you are a heartless demon, you can't help but like the MC. There are many positive messages throughout and I don't think it would be that hard to remove the questionable content and make the next middle school reading list. Well worth the read and I got book 3 in the sale too, so I'm off to read that. The only real complaint I have is that the character status reading must be 5 minutes, but luckily it's only read occasionally, and tapping the 30-second forward button several times fixes that.

Great Second Book

Continues on just where the first book left off and remains amazing the whole way through. All of the characters were able to hold my attention and leave me wanting more of their exciting adventures and group dynamic. Loved all the creative thought and fun that was put into the skills of the characters and the different settings. Can’t wait for the next book.

As good as the first

I really enjoy the characters and the sometimes subtle pop culture references. Very creative story telling. Great narration!

Awesome sauce!

Such a fan of this series! What a ride so far, I think I know what is going on deep in the story, but the lingering questions are intriguing. I kinda feel like this book is going to become one of my favorite series.

more grown up than the first installment

the thought processes of the main character have evolved and reflects in conversation and storytelling in the book. once again a wonderful addition into the litrpg genre.
minor spoiler of sorts

I think I can see the twist coming since the first book and the second is just confirming it 01001101001001001000011010101010111011

Such a good read.

Full of mind blowing plot twists that keep upping the stakes in a series about a teddy bear golem that is more than it appears.