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  • Not You It's Me

  • By: Julie Johnson
  • Narrated by: Carly Robins
  • Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (913 ratings)

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Not You It's Me

By: Julie Johnson
Narrated by: Carly Robins
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Publisher's summary

Gemma Summers is unlucky in love. She's known it since third grade, when her first crush blew a spitball into her hair, and a decade-long string of bad dates, boring sex, and abysmal morning afters has done nothing to improve her prospects. But when a random radio call-in contest lands her courtside tickets to the hottest playoff game of the season, Gemma's luck may finally be on the upswing, even if it doesn't exactly seem like it when the dreaded Jumbotron kiss cam lands on her and her date, who's too busy ignoring her to notice.

Chase Croft doesn't date. Despite ample opportunity as Boston's most eligible bachelor, the reformed bad boy would rather put his energy into taking over the family business than weed through a world of gold diggers to find an honest woman. But when the beautiful girl in the seat next to him becomes a courtside spectacle at the hands of her loser boyfriend, he can't help but step in and save the day.

©2015 Julie Johnson (P)2015 Tantor

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Loved the start of this book

After basketball game I thought oh no this is going to be a 50 shades of gray. I was wrong..thank goodness. I gave this 3 stars because the book was okay. Never really laughed out loud, nor swooned with OMG sweetness, I did make it through the book without wanting to quit. She's quirky, he is stoic, and there's a villain. Maybe a a little to flighty for me. Love that this book isn't overly graphic with the sex. I would look at buying another of this authors books.

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Very YA

Cute story. Very YA. No naughty scenes or violence. Only suggested. Loved the narrator. Carly always does a good job.

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Great story

Well done!
Classic page turner with a great storyline combining romance, comedy and intense twists.

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Funny and cute

Love all the characters. Awesome story line and funny as hell. Love how they meet. Chase is my dream guy.

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Narrator needs to go! She yells too much.

This is the 2nd book on here that I really wanted to enjoy but couldn't because the narrator was so bad. I listen to the books thru ear buds and kept having to pull them out of my ears to keep from having my ear drums damaged. One minute (especially when she's doing the male character voice) she's almost whispering. The next minute she switches to the female character's voice and she's yelling. I liked the premise of the story so I'm going to move over to the kindle version to check it out to avoid permanent hearing loss from burst eardrums. Incidentally, I'm doing the same for the other book I accessed on here too.

Doesn't anyone LISTEN to these narrators before posting the books on here? With all the sucky one's I've come across lately, I'd have to say they don't.

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Kept me interested the whole time

I couldn’t stop listening to it. I loved the story line and unexpected twist and turns. I love me a good love story.

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Narrator is superb! She made me laugh and smile all the way through!

I started listening to this book on a 2 1/2 hour car ride. The ride seemed about an hour long because I was enjoying the book so much. I like the way it was written and most definitely the way it was performed! It made you want to keep listening to that book and not put it down!

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Good story but the narrator missed the mark.

I enjoyed the story and would recommend this book but only if the narrator being yell-y isn't a problem for you. She was always way too emotional and it got annoying about halfway through. She missed many jokes because of it. It didn't bother me too much but it was still kinda annoying. She also managed to not yell the lines that were suppose to be super emotional..

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Just ok....

The story is unrealistic. I didn't like the main girl character. She was very whiny and immature.

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Female authors please stop writing weak female characters.

Performance is a bit strident and overdone. Issues with the story line- really detest the portrayal of artists as helpless,clueless women. It’s incredibly insulting. In general I hate that authors are still portraying their female leads as weak dingy women unable to stand up for themselves or complete a sentence when dealing with assholery and nasty men. This plot device needs to be permanently retired. I expect better from female authors.

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