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My Fake War
- Narrated by: Andersen Prunty
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Genre Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
The absurd tale of an unlikely soldier forced to fight a war that, quite possibly, does not exist.
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- timj26
- 10-22-19
Excellent
Bizarro Rambo that takes place in a magical desert with lizard men and thinking flying robots
Well narrated by the man himself highly recommended
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