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***Like all the books in the Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, this can be listened to as a standalone story.
Spoiler: Someone is going to lose a toe.
Vix:
Smart as a whip with the morals of an alleycat. I’ve heard it a million times.
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He’s pretty.
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He’s cute.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,726
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,510
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,506
Best-selling authors Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy return with their first Male/Male romance in 3 years. LobsterShorts, 21. Jock. Secretly a science geek. Hot AF. SinnerThree, 21. Finance major. Secretly a male dancer. Hot AF. LobsterShorts: So. Here goes. For her birthday, my girlfriend wants…a threesome. SinnerThree: Then you’ve come to the right hookup app. LobsterShorts: Have you done this sort of thing before? With another guy? SinnerThree: All the time. I’m an equal opportunity player. You? LobsterShorts: [crickets!]
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5 out of 5 stars
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
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By: Sarina Bowen, and others
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My Mother and Other Wild Animals
- An Essay
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- Narrated by: Andrew Sean Greer
- Length: 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15
Andrew Sean Greer can’t wait to get home to San Francisco after a writer’s residency in Kansas. But when his mother, Sandra, decides to come along for the ride, he has a new goal: get her to crack a smile at every stop, whether breathtaking or breathtakingly kitschy. He’s always known his mother to be as efficient and serious as a chemist (which she happens to be), always in gray, eyebrow cocked, and handling challenges with grace. To mix things up, Andrew develops an elaborate itinerary of planned chaos.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Modern Era read...
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The Other Side of the Road
- Never Tell Collection
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 64
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Lauren and Kelsey: married, a baby on the way, and now the new owners of the Hudson Valley house they’ve always admired. The timing couldn’t be better, and the leafy, secluded area couldn’t be more beautiful. Everything’s perfect—except for the older gentleman across the street, who seems to be keeping a very close watch on them. Welcome to the neighborhood.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Strange good people
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By: Andrea Bartz
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Fat Ham
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The Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times Critic's Pick that served Broadway "raucous comedy and nonstop pleasure" has made its way home to Audible. Juicy is a queer, Southern college kid already grappling with some serious questions of identity when the ghost of his father shows up in their backyard, demanding that Juicy avenge his murder. But here’s the rub! Revenge doesn’t come easy to Juicy, a sensitive and self-aware young Black man in search of his own happiness and liberation.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing. Incredible find in Plus Catalog.
- By Trevor M. on 12-11-23
By: James Ijames
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- Dee Slate
- 01-25-24
Brilliant! Loved it!
I really enjoyed this story when I'd read it, and already liked Vix and Baz from book 1. Vix is a bundle of fun and Paris is perfect for him. The story is totally entertaining, funny, with a great found family of super villains, lol. Eagerly waiting for Garrett's story!
I was so happy to get my hands on the audio; it did not disappoint - the audio is fan-effing- tastic! Zachary Zaba really did a great job with the characters, the humour and the nuances of the situations, e.g. vulnerability when Vix is unsure of his place in the League of Supervillains or when he thinks he's too much for Paris. I enjoyed his performance in book 1 and I think he's even better in this book.
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- Daniel
- 03-16-24
it's so good
I loved it by the way hi zile how you doing ❤ you [ !_! ] ( '_' )
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