Klutz: Phoenix Down

But Did You Die?, Book 1

By: Sedona Ashe

Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux

Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins

Publisher's summary

After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.

I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.

And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.

After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.

I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.

Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.

The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…

…Could they be looking for me?

It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.

And the worst part?

It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.

I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...

Was the Amazon always this hot?

But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!

The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe

Excellent Story

This one has my emotions all over the place and my mind about the guys changing every 5 seconds. This is my first Sedona Ashe book and my next one will be by her too. I’m off to get book #2.

Wonderful

Just wonderful, a delight to listen to. Absolutely a favorite for in my library.

mixed feelings

I likes the book and am on to the next one. however this bully romance was different than any I have ready before. there were also a few things that snagged me. one was I couldn't understand how it took them so long to realize she was the pheonix. second is their logic. they don't want to claim her because they don't want to need to protect her or for her to get hurt. yet they keep trying to leave her to die in the jungle?

overall it was okay, it gets better toward the end which is what made me go to the next book.

Enjoyed

It was an enjoyable book. I’m looking forward to the next one. Hope to hear it soon.

Angsty while still fun and exciting

The performers are top notch! Especially the narrator doing the different male voices holy cow he’s talented! Even if you hated this type of book I think it would still be good just for the voices.

Now my big complaint…ugh! The books in this series are about 200 pages (some much less). 5 credits to read this story!!! If I was reading it while it was being published maybe I could get onboard with paying that much so I didn’t have to wait for more, but the story is out. Please combine these tiny bits of story into one credit so you don’t rip off the loyal readers. Stepping down from my soapbox now sorry about that ;)

I really liked the main heroine.

I only wish it was longer, and the men hadn’t let her suffer so much in the beginning.

Amazing

This book was so good! I loved the story line and the main girl was so funny. B did amazing at bringing her character to life.

As for the guys I wanted to slap them and kiss them! Jack did amazing at giving each of them their on personalities.

Over all this was an awesome stroy and the narration was on point. Highly recommend this book.

Absolutely funny and amazing

Never knowing what to expect. Never a dull moment, absolutely hilarious !! And at other points frustrating men , who need their heads knocked !! But overall couldn’t put the book down!

Amazing

I’ve read this book series and absolutely LOVED it, so I decided an Audible version was necessary. I’m only into chapter four and can I just say WOW!!! Beautifully done. It’s kinda cool not having to listen to a woman try to imitate so many mens voices. Our vocal range is pretty limited with that. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with that and so many wonderful women narrators do a fantastic job, but with all the guys, I’m glad they did it this way. There’s just something special about hearing the guys talk during the girls “chapter/part”.

this book will run you through a Gambit of emotion

buckle up you're in for a while ride. get ready to laugh cry and rage as well as some swoon worthy moments.