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I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List Is a Mile Long

The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer, and Even More Badass!

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I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List Is a Mile Long

By: Ruby Rey
Narrated by: Kelli Lindsay
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Ruby Rey is not your mother's life coach. She's one hilarious professional writer who has overcome her sucky genes to become happy, rich, and wise. If you're seeking motivation, you'll love Ruby Rey's fresh take on important topics such as:

  • Living the kind of amazing life you'd watch on the big screen
  • How to change your everyday habits
  • What the hell it means to "choose happiness"
  • Not being the prettiest, sexiest girl in the room and how that's an advantage
  • Ditching those frenemies - an alternative to hard work and luck
  • One weird trick for improving your mood every day

Do you like lists? This audiobook has lists! Plus, it includes Ruby Rey's real-life stories that are sometimes raw, frequently funny, and always honest and insightful.

There's something for everyone, from self-help newbies to the more advanced, who've "been there, done that" through all the basic stuff. What's different about this audiobook is how it's filtered through the keen eyes and witty mind of a professional writer who knows how to craft the entertainment you love.

Get ready to realign your mind, shake up your routine, and get back on track. Or just kick back and enjoy a few laughs. This collection of easy-to-follow life lessons may be a powerhouse, but it doesn't take itself too seriously.

©2019 Ruby Rey (P)2019 Ruby Rey
Personal Development Personal Success Self-Esteem Funny Witty Inspiring
Insightful Advice • Comical Delivery • Perfect Narration • Motivational Content • Personal Stories • Practical Life Tips

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With such a title I knew it was going to be a different type of motivational/development book, and it did not disappoint. Equal parts funny, entertaining and insightful make for a quick and enjoyable listen. The great viewpoint is from Ruby Rey is delivered to an outstanding level by Kelli Lindsay, and she really puts on a great performance throughout. It feels like a crazy and funny friend giving you all sorts of advice and she really has great timing with all her delivery here. Some of the times it could be over the top for some, but I enjoyed my time listening and look forward to more from Ruby and Kelli.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

A funny and genuine book of insightful thoughts

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This was a fun self help kind of book.It was exactly what everyone needs to hear.Kelli Lindsay was a terrific narrator. was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.

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This audiobook is witty and fun! I was surprised by how much I chuckled and by all the good insight I gained from it. The narrator was really great also. I highly recommend this book! Can't wait to listen to it again with my bestie on an upcoming road trip.

This audiobook was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

Witty and fun!

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Ruby Rey is the kind of person I'd hang out with and drink a beer and tell some stories. Her narration of this book was perfect and brought to life many of the stories as life lessons.

This book is similar to many other books out there about mindset and moving on from all the crap we tend to encounter. This book, however; is told from Ruby's perspective, which is refreshing. We all have something we have to deal with, whether it's a physical, mental, or social malady; we have to learn to either ignore it and live life or use it to our advantage and make our lives even greater.

I got this book at a time when I lost a family member and it reminded me of some of the more important things in life.

I would recommend this book to anyone dealing with some crap that should just be ignored as they are meaningless in the end. It's a fun and funny read.

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I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.

A Simple Lesson That's Hard to Implement For Some

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I really enjoyed this book! Very funny, insightful, witty - I wish it were longer. If swearing bothers you, you might be put off, but I think it fit the book perfectly. I listened to this book while I was going for walks and probably looked pretty funny to anyone looking at me as I walked along, alone, laughing out loud. I really hope she rights more books!

The narrator was wonderful, very pleasant voice and the perfect inflection and nuance for every word.

Awesome book, great narration

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