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Publisher's Summary

Ruby Rey is not your mother's life coach. She's one hilarious professional writer who has overcome her sucky genes to become happy, rich, and wise. If you're seeking motivation, you'll love Ruby Rey's fresh take on important topics such as: 

  • Living the kind of amazing life you'd watch on the big screen 
  • How to change your everyday habits 
  • What the hell it means to "choose happiness" 
  • Not being the prettiest, sexiest girl in the room and how that's an advantage 
  • Ditching those frenemies - an alternative to hard work and luck 
  • One weird trick for improving your mood every day

Do you like lists? This audiobook has lists! Plus, it includes Ruby Rey's real-life stories that are sometimes raw, frequently funny, and always honest and insightful.

There's something for everyone, from self-help newbies to the more advanced, who've "been there, done that" through all the basic stuff. What's different about this audiobook is how it's filtered through the keen eyes and witty mind of a professional writer who knows how to craft the entertainment you love. 

Get ready to realign your mind, shake up your routine, and get back on track. Or just kick back and enjoy a few laughs. This collection of easy-to-follow life lessons may be a powerhouse, but it doesn't take itself too seriously. 

©2019 Ruby Rey (P)2019 Ruby Rey

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Funny and insightful

I must admit that this book has some very insightful information that I never really thought of before but delivered in a comical way. I truly loved how the author would go off on rants and then reign herself back in on topic with perfect comedic timing. If you love to learn new things with a touch of comedy I highly recommend this book to you. The narrator Kelli Lindsay was a perfect choice because she was able to bring the author words to live and make you laugh at the same time. I received this book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving this review here of my own volition. Phenomenal book don't miss it.

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Caution! This is so funny, you may pee yourself! If you’re having a bad day, you need to get this book/Audible! There is no way to be in a bad mood. So funny! I received this audible in exchange for my honest review. So funny!!!

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Very Witty

Narrator read this well.
Quite humorous and did have some words of wisdom all delivered in a light hearted way.
The length was not long, it was enough so that you could listen to it over a few days, (I listen to most of my audible to and from driving to work) and then on to the next audible story.
Uplifting ideas, worth the listen, you do feel inspired and uplifted throughout, plus some ideas to put into action, all to make your life a lot happier

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Great Read

I Don’t Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List is a Mile Long: The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer and Even More Badass! Was a great read by Ruby Rey. This book helps give motivation for you to change habits, choose happiness and ditch people in your life that aren’t there for you. This book gives you lists while also sprinkling in some of the authors own personal experiences. I enjoyed this book and can’t wait to read more by the author.

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Witty and fun!

This audiobook is witty and fun! I was surprised by how much I chuckled and by all the good insight I gained from it. The narrator was really great also. I highly recommend this book! Can't wait to listen to it again with my bestie on an upcoming road trip.

This audiobook was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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Awesome book, great narration

I was provided a free copy of this book at my request and am leaving a voluntary, unbiased review.

I really enjoyed this book! Very funny, insightful, witty - I wish it were longer. If swearing bothers you, you might be put off, but I think it fit the book perfectly. I listened to this book while I was going for walks and probably looked pretty funny to anyone looking at me as I walked along, alone, laughing out loud. I really hope she rights more books!

The narrator was wonderful, very pleasant voice and the perfect inflection and nuance for every word.

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A Simple Lesson That's Hard to Implement For Some

Ruby Rey is the kind of person I'd hang out with and drink a beer and tell some stories. Her narration of this book was perfect and brought to life many of the stories as life lessons.

This book is similar to many other books out there about mindset and moving on from all the crap we tend to encounter. This book, however; is told from Ruby's perspective, which is refreshing. We all have something we have to deal with, whether it's a physical, mental, or social malady; we have to learn to either ignore it and live life or use it to our advantage and make our lives even greater.

I got this book at a time when I lost a family member and it reminded me of some of the more important things in life.

I would recommend this book to anyone dealing with some crap that should just be ignored as they are meaningless in the end. It's a fun and funny read.

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I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Listening to my inner crone of wisdom from now on.

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This self-help book slash memoir is one you shouldn't miss. It's a must-read for those who take life too seriously, have no idea what they're doing in life, and everyone in between. It is hilarious from start to finish, but makes perfect sense.

Kelli Lindsay has given the right amount of cheekiness and attitude in her narration, which made the book a lot more fun to listen to.

Highly recommended.

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Funny, Light, Great Performance

I like hearing personal stories and I like that this is not heavy, but rather light and funny but still with insights. Easy to relate to. Congratulations on your first personal project Ruby Rey! I love your humility.
Also, what incredible performance Kelli Lindsay! You brought so much life to it. I felt the emotions portrayed.
All the best to you both!
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Entertaining read!

This was a very funny, self-help type of book. The author shares the humor of my sister, so it was extra great advice for me!
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