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I Don't Have a Bucket List but My F*ck-It List Is a Mile Long

The Hilarious Guide to Making Your Life Happier, Richer, and Even More Badass!
By: Ruby Rey
Narrated by: Kelli Lindsay
Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's Summary

Ruby Rey is not your mother's life coach. She's one hilarious professional writer who has overcome her sucky genes to become happy, rich, and wise. If you're seeking motivation, you'll love Ruby Rey's fresh take on important topics such as: 

  • Living the kind of amazing life you'd watch on the big screen 
  • How to change your everyday habits 
  • What the hell it means to "choose happiness" 
  • Not being the prettiest, sexiest girl in the room and how that's an advantage 
  • Ditching those frenemies - an alternative to hard work and luck 
  • One weird trick for improving your mood every day

Do you like lists? This audiobook has lists! Plus, it includes Ruby Rey's real-life stories that are sometimes raw, frequently funny, and always honest and insightful.

There's something for everyone, from self-help newbies to the more advanced, who've "been there, done that" through all the basic stuff. What's different about this audiobook is how it's filtered through the keen eyes and witty mind of a professional writer who knows how to craft the entertainment you love. 

Get ready to realign your mind, shake up your routine, and get back on track. Or just kick back and enjoy a few laughs. This collection of easy-to-follow life lessons may be a powerhouse, but it doesn't take itself too seriously. 

©2019 Ruby Rey (P)2019 Ruby Rey

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Caution! This is so funny, you may pee yourself! If you’re having a bad day, you need to get this book/Audible! There is no way to be in a bad mood. So funny! I received this audible in exchange for my honest review. So funny!!!

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  • 05-27-19

Entertaining read!

This was a very funny, self-help type of book. The author shares the humor of my sister, so it was extra great advice for me!
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

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This was a fun self help kind of book.It was exactly what everyone needs to hear.Kelli Lindsay was a terrific narrator. was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.

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A funny and genuine book of insightful thoughts

With such a title I knew it was going to be a different type of motivational/development book, and it did not disappoint. Equal parts funny, entertaining and insightful make for a quick and enjoyable listen. The great viewpoint is from Ruby Rey is delivered to an outstanding level by Kelli Lindsay, and she really puts on a great performance throughout. It feels like a crazy and funny friend giving you all sorts of advice and she really has great timing with all her delivery here. Some of the times it could be over the top for some, but I enjoyed my time listening and look forward to more from Ruby and Kelli.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

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A little scattered but with some good advice.

This book had me all over the place. The sample had me super excited, then the beginning had me a bit worried I wasn't going to like it and then I experienced a whole range of emotions as the book went on and ended with I'm glad I gave this book a shot. The book is a bit scattered but not unlike a conversation with a friend trying to help you with your life and tossing all kinds of advice at you with no specific goal but to help you make your life in general better. The narrator was very good. I have a love hate relationship with Ruby Rey, one minute I think she's genius the next I feel she's a bit much but in the end she's overall good. Also she referenced some other books I'm now interested in reading/listen too so thats a bonus. I was given a free copy of this book to review. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

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Definitely not a bucket list...

I actually laughed out loud! Ruby Rey shares her insights on how to enjoy the life you’re given. Her humorous take on things is truly entertaining.

Kudos to Kelli Lindsay. Fantastic narration with impeccable timing.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.