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Horrorstör (Spanish Edition)
- Narrated by: Pablo Lopez
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Ohio. Cada mañana, los empleados se encuentran destrozados los armarios Kjerring, tiradas por el suelo las lámparas Brooka, y extrañas manchas en los sofás Liripip. Para desvelar este misterio, cinco jóvenes empleados se ofrecen como voluntarios para un largo turno de noche, en el que afrontarán horrores que desafían la imaginación. Una tradicional historia de casas encantadas en un entorno contemporáneo (y repleto de horrores propios de nuestra época). Horrorstor es una novela que viene convenientemente presentada en forma de catálogo completo, con ilustraciones para montar los muebles y otros accesorios más siniestros. ¡Te prometemos que no has visto nada igual!
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,207
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,678
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,612
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 244
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 244
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,094
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 970
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Story4 out of 5 stars 966
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 12
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Please do more
- By Mr P Ellerington on 04-23-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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4 out of 5 stars
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By: Grady Hendrix
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,743
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5 out of 5 stars
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1.3 speed = perfection
- By Rachel Kapila on 07-15-21
By: Grady Hendrix
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We Sold Our Souls
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,728
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,470
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In the 1990s, heavy metal band Durt Wurk was poised for breakout success - but then lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career and rocketed to stardom as Koffin, leaving his fellow bandmates to rot in obscurity. Two decades later, former guitarist Kris Pulaski works as the night manager of a Best Western - she's tired, broke, and unhappy. Everything changes when a shocking act of violence turns her life upside down, and she begins to suspect that Terry sabotaged more than just the band.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Girl With a Guitar Never has to Apologize
- By Dave on 03-14-19
By: Grady Hendrix
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My Best Friend's Exorcism
- A Novel
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,656
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,800
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Story4 out of 5 stars 7,781
The year is 1988. High school sophomores Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since the fourth grade. But after an evening of skinny-dipping goes disastrously wrong, Gretchen begins to act...different. She's moody. She's irritable. And bizarre incidents keep happening whenever she's nearby. Abby's investigation leads her to some startling discoveries - and by the time their story reaches its terrifying conclusion, the fate of Abby and Gretchen will be determined by a single question.
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5 out of 5 stars
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In My Top 5 Audiobooks
- By m on 11-18-16
By: Grady Hendrix
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How to Sell a Haunted House
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Mikhaila Aaseng
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,899
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,708
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,707
When Louise finds out her parents have died, she dreads going home. She doesn’t want to leave her daughter with her ex and fly to Charleston. She doesn’t want to deal with her family home, stuffed to the rafters with the remnants of her father’s academic career and her mother’s lifelong obsession with puppets and dolls. She doesn’t want to learn how to live without the two people who knew and loved her best in the world. Most of all, she doesn’t want to deal with her brother, Mark, who never left their hometown, gets fired from one job after another, and resents her success.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Nope, nope, nope.
- By Karen Johnson on 01-24-23
By: Grady Hendrix
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El exorcismo de mi mejor amiga
- By: Grady Hendrix, Joan Josep Mussarra Roca (traductor)
- Narrated by: Helena Ovalle
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1
Dos jóvenes estudiantes de Secundaria, llamadas Abby y Gretchen, se tienen la una a la otra como mejores amigas desde los tiempos de la infancia. Pero en una noche de juerga en la que se bañan desnudas todo les sale espantosamente mal y Gretchen, a partir de entonces... cambia. Está siempre de mal humor. Irritable. Y empiezan a sucederse extraños incidentes en los que, invariablemente, Gretchen está implicada. Abby empieza a investigar y se adentra en un misterio sobrecogedor...
Cuando la historia llegue a su momento culminante, el destino de Abby y Grechen girará en torno a una única pregunta
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4 out of 5 stars
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Una historia de amistad
- By Anonymous User on 07-21-23
By: Grady Hendrix, and others
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Horrorstör
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Tai Sammons, Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,200
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4 out of 5 stars
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- By Dave on 03-08-16
By: Grady Hendrix
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,743
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5 out of 5 stars
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1.3 speed = perfection
- By Rachel Kapila on 07-15-21
By: Grady Hendrix
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We Sold Our Souls
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,728
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,470
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,468
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4 out of 5 stars
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By: Grady Hendrix
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,656
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5 out of 5 stars
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- By: Grady Hendrix
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,899
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3 out of 5 stars
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Nope, nope, nope.
- By Karen Johnson on 01-24-23
By: Grady Hendrix
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1
Dos jóvenes estudiantes de Secundaria, llamadas Abby y Gretchen, se tienen la una a la otra como mejores amigas desde los tiempos de la infancia. Pero en una noche de juerga en la que se bañan desnudas todo les sale espantosamente mal y Gretchen, a partir de entonces... cambia. Está siempre de mal humor. Irritable. Y empiezan a sucederse extraños incidentes en los que, invariablemente, Gretchen está implicada. Abby empieza a investigar y se adentra en un misterio sobrecogedor...
Cuando la historia llegue a su momento culminante, el destino de Abby y Grechen girará en torno a una única pregunta
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4 out of 5 stars
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Una historia de amistad
- By Anonymous User on 07-21-23
By: Grady Hendrix, and others