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Here Be Sexist Vampires

Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1

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Here Be Sexist Vampires

By: Suzanne Wright
Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.

Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.

©2012 Suzanne Wright (P)2018 Tantor
Fantasy Paranormal Paranormal & Urban
Engaging Storyline • Strong Female Protagonist • Excellent Female Narration • Strong Heroine • Unique Vampire World

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I almost passed out when I found out this series was on Audio. You ROCK.

OMG.....THANK YOU.

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Eyre should have read the whole book. Ockham has a snooty voice that is robotic and too naive to pull off the male lead. I was forwarding through his narrative to get back to Eyre. Can the fix this? Cause I loved the story til he came in.

He sounds like a robot nerd

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I love the Phoenix and Mercury Pack series I wasn't sure whether I was going to like this or not but I do I'm glad I listened to this the only thing that really bothers me is the male narrator he just did not do a good job especially doing a woman's voice he just couldn't do it right so other than that I really like this book. I don't like it as much as I do the Phoenix pack and the Mercury pack but I do like it and I'm glad I listen to it

Yikes the male narrator is bad.

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The narrations swaps back/forth between male and female for all roles. Its confusing to follow.

Awesome story! Narration hard to follow

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This certainly was a good book, but nothing like the shifters series. The female narrator was very good. The male narrator was stiff and less enjoyable to listen to. If you read this before the shifters series I think you would like it more than I did.

I like the shifters better

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