Your audiobook is waiting…

Hammered

Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (130 ratings)

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Publisher's Summary

I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? 

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. 

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? 

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. 

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. 

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. 

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

What members say

Average Customer Ratings

Overall

  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    91
  • 4 Stars
    28
  • 3 Stars
    7
  • 2 Stars
    4
  • 1 Stars
    0

Performance

  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    98
  • 4 Stars
    16
  • 3 Stars
    2
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1

Story

  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    79
  • 4 Stars
    26
  • 3 Stars
    8
  • 2 Stars
    5
  • 1 Stars
    1
Sort by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

I want to move to Happy Cat, GA!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Another hysterical love ❤ story about the people and their unusual pets in this quirky town. More George Cooney too!. Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose are spectacular at bringing out the nuances the story and the towns people. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Loved all of it!!

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

well damn !

Add two feisty authors together and what do you get ? HAMMERED ! funny , provocative, and smart assedness. Pippa and Lili ... take a bow !

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

Ridiculously entertaining


I'd love to have a best friend like Olivia. She sure does make life more colourful


  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

funny & sweet

OMG you just have to buy this book if you like love and laughter. Add in a hedgehog, raccoon and a stuffed squirrel along with. zany cast of fun characters and you have a huge hit.
So sit back and laugh your butt off happy reading.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

Funny

Loved it funny and pleasant. Love when a book makes me laugh out loud. Highly recommended

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Something is crazy weird in the town of Happy Cat

If you enjoyed Hosed, you will probably enjoy Hammered. I LOVED Hammered. I don't know what it is. I feel like Lili and Pippa might have a few drinks and just share these out there stories and somehow make it work. It's ridiculous in the very best way.

Olivia is the heroine I never knew I needed. She's sexy and quirky and so lovable. I'm not surprised that Jace fell for her or how they fell for each other. Our favorite wet peanut butter trash panda comes back better than ever... or not. I haven't decided, but we now have Princess the hedgehog. Yes, we get a hedgehog.

The characters are crazy, the love is crazy, the animals are crazy. And then you get bad crazy and you have Hammered.

Jacob and Virginia do an excellent job. In fact, how Jacob enunciated a few scenes were just hotter than I expected. Given how Jace was a character who seemed to lose control of his life, Jacob comes in with an added oomph. Virginia was flipping delightful to the end. Especially the end.

This is just a fun and easy book. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

Lol hilarious will have you crying from laughter

This quirky story full of human and animal characters will have you dying from laughter. I read the first book and fell in love with these characters. This is the best town full of crazy people that will just fill your heart with joy!! Listen to this book you will not regret it.

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Sweet love story with lots of fun!

Everyone needs a friend like Olivia — and a man to love her like Jace. This book is HILARIOUS!!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Fun - Wonderful Narrators

This book seems like the companion to Hosed. Both are fun listens with endearing characters and enjoyable story lines.