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Hammered

Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (196 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? 

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. 

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? 

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. 

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. 

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. 

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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I want to move to Happy Cat, GA!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Another hysterical love ❤ story about the people and their unusual pets in this quirky town. More George Cooney too!. Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose are spectacular at bringing out the nuances the story and the towns people. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Loved all of it!!

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Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

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Happy Cat is Awesome!

I was so excited to go back to Happy Cat again!! I absolutely loved this story from beginning to end. Lili and Pippa are two of my favorite authors, so together they were brilliant in creating these characters and these adventures together. I was never bored and surprised several times. Even the town itself is a character with such personality! Not only is this story hilarious, but it is never ever boring. I was extremely entertained for 6 hours and 3 minutes. I am on the edge of my seat waiting for more stories out of Happy Cat, GA. There are more brothers we need to learn about in that family... *hint*hint* I loved George Cooney's contribution to the story and I'm sure he will have more adventures that we need to hear all about. Love it - Love it, ladies!!

Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are two of my auto-buy favorite narrators. They delivered flawless performances in this book. Such brilliant voice acting to move between characters and not lose the listener. Just the perfect amount of naughty edge in just the right places, while maintaining the accents and moving to different genders without losing us.

Definitely worth a credit. I will listen again and again. MORE HAPPY CAT, PLEASE!

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sometimes you need a sweet cute funny love story

This is a sweet funny love story it makes you feel just right. When the real world is getting you down. This is the book for you.

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Fantastic Book

WOW!!!! First off , I got to say this, This was the first time I read or listen to their books. This Book was Fantastic. I LOVE 💘 LOVE it. I got to amitt , I did pass this book up twice. Why I didn't know but I kept coming back to it, for some reason. I'm so Glad I did. I never read the book, but I listen to this book. The first couple of sentences, I just burst out Laughing. The people who wa the voices, we're Terrific. The story line was Outrageous, in a Fantastic way. I'm keeping this Audible, of this book because if, I need a laugh, I'm listening to this one. I will probably listen to it a bunch of times. I Love the characters and the animals in it. The ending was Fantastic, also. Will listen to the next one next if I can get a whole on one. I'm a FAN, now of their works.

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  • 07-04-19

Hilarious!!

I loved this book as much as Hosed, the first in the series. So hilarious! And Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are incredible! Laugh-out-loud funny!

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I want to visit Happy Cat! Love this series!

I've been waiting for Jace's story, and it's finally here!! Jace is trying to work really hard, and be the man his brothers and family can be proud of. Yeah, he's had a few scrapes w/the law as a kid, but now he owns his own bar, and the inhabitants of Happy Cat love him...with a few exceptions. Jace just can't seem to catch a break.

Olivia is a free spirit, and relies on nature more than Western medicine. She loves all people and creatures, but she's got a huge crush on Jace. He's got his eye on her, but there are forces that come between them. Even though their personalities seem quite opposite, Jace and Olivia make a great pair, and she's just what he needs.

Lots of feels, laughs, and critters!

Pippa and Lili keep me on my toes w/the increasing number of adorable critters in this series. George Cooney is still my favorite!

Jacob Morgan is his usual, delicious self w/his great narration. Virgina Rose does a great job, as well.

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Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Ok it's Pippa Grant and Lili Valente people, what else is there to say? There's a stuff squirrel, a hedgehog and a raccoon😂. Happy Cat Atlanta sounds like a wonderful place I'd love to visit sometimes. Want a lighthearted fun read? look no further I recommend this one. You will not be disappointed. Narration was on point, both Jacob and Virginia was perfect. I hope there's more books about the folks of Happy Cat Atlanta!

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well damn !

Add two feisty authors together and what do you get ? HAMMERED ! funny , provocative, and smart assedness. Pippa and Lili ... take a bow !

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Ridiculously entertaining


I'd love to have a best friend like Olivia. She sure does make life more colourful


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  • 07-07-19

Another home run in this awesome series!!

This series really is amazing!!! They have everything you want from a romance and have some real "laugh out loud' moments too. Everything I loved about the first book in the series "Hosed" was equally as great in this book. The narrators were amazing as usual. Seriously people, buy this series, you won't regret it.