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2 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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Swing Shift
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 402
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Reports to write, forms to fill, coffee to drink, leads to run down. Gus’s life was a tedium and boredom he’d grown comfortable with. One that he sought out after he’d come back from his tour of duty. A detective in the paranormal investigations department. A job he could work day in and day out in relative peace. One cold and forgotten cup of coffee at a time. It was an environment that made some sense to him. At least in comparison to civilian life where almost nothing did. On top of that, it gave him a chance to hide what he was from the rest of the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A book that honestly surprised me
- By STEPHEN PESSOTTI on 07-19-19
Publisher's Summary
Archdruid Owen Kennedy and his sloth, Slomo, are off to see the world when Coriander, Herald Extraordinary of the First among the Fae, interrupts to ask for the tiny favor of solving a supernatural murder. That sets the pair off on a trail that leads from Granada, Spain, to London, England and then to Austin, Texas. Owen and Slomo will have to outwit an Irish goddess of wisdom, some nasty spriggans, and streak across the Kew Gardens to find the culprit. They're going to see the world after all - just not the way they thought.
This collection also includes other Iron Druid stories. "The Chapel Perilous" has long been a reader favorite and is finally recorded here by Luke Daniels for the first time. "The Naughtiest Cherub" is narrated by Loki and takes place directly before the events of Scourged, Book 9. "The Waters" is narrated by Granuaile and takes place after the events of Scourged. And "Friendly Emily" is a piece of science fiction that appeared in Fireside magazine.
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- Bob White
- 06-12-19
Hearne + Daniels == Chapions
any time I listen to Daniels narrate a Hearne book it is well worth the money, and with a sloth as a Batman to Owens robin it's a winning combo!
9 of 11 people found this review helpful
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- Lindsey Choi
- 06-13-19
SloMo and Oaken!! <3
I absolutely enjoyed the stories. Chapel Perilous was really cool. Loki's was the weirdest to me. But of course the most interesting was the 3rd story with Owen and our favorite sloth. I just want to hug trees and appreciate the pick me up that these animals offer these druids. And I needed more time with Oberon but I'll settle for Applejack happily. Granuaile's story is the last. Can't wait til the next book in this 'verse, Ink and Sigil!! Thanks so much for the pick me up stories! MOAR please and Thank YOU! But negative points for your cruel usage of the spiders, really nightmare material ugh. No bueno, muy mal. Toucan.
Uh the only thing that sucks about the audiobook btw is guessing at how to reproduce slothian(?) words. I'm sure I could spell them out if i stopped and replayed but can you stop Luke?? I don't really want to, I simply have to replay the whole story. Thanks for the awesome narration!
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- Casey
- 06-19-19
I hate the sloth
I'm not sure if Kevin is trying to appeal to young adult readers, but the story has become so juvenile that I had a hard time finishing it. I hate slow mo, she's annoying and the interaction with Owen it's mind numbingly boring. I don't mind animal companions, but too much of the plot revolves around them and they aren't that funny anymore.
p.s. if you're reading this Kevin, please give Atticus his arm back. I hate how the last book ended with him getting screwed over by everyone.
5 of 9 people found this review helpful
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-21-19
Thanks for saving money in the future
i have bought many, many of your books both in print and here on Audible. This is the last one. Thanks for politicizing what was something that i really and truly enjoyed once. You screwed that up hard.
6 of 11 people found this review helpful
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- ~*Kasey Ann Flanagan*~
- 07-21-19
SloMo is Awesome
I love SloMo take on life! Please write more and also more about Atticus and Oberon!!
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- Patrick C Henning
- 07-21-19
Another Great Audiobook in the IDC
Every audiobook in the IDC is great, this one is no exception. Hearne builds great stories, and Daniels voice acting is superb. A must listen!
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- Scott Stoops
- 07-19-19
slowmo and owen are the new sherlock
loved it great fun
Luke is a great narrator
Can't wait for a new install ment of story's
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- Ramil
- 07-15-19
Kevin Hearne & Like Daniels a deadly combination!!
I didn't know this book was being released, what a wonderful addition to the Iron Druid series. Keep it coming Me. Hearne. Mr. Daniels I bow down to you on your wonderful reading, I sometimes pick books just because your the narrator... thank you to you both for the wonderful book and enjoyable hours listening and just being swept away on all the different adventures. Me shouting to the world....{{{{{{ READ THE IRON DRUID SERIES!!!}}}}}
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- Christopher N. Burnett
- 07-12-19
Awesome!!
as per usual, Kevin is brilliant and witty and Luke nailed it! I loved it! please write more!!
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- Nikki
- 07-12-19
awesome book
love slo mo and the voices he does!! kind of random stuff still good :)
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-21-19
Excellent return to the world of the Iron Druid.
I finished this anthology within a couple of days. I couldn't put it down. It's wonderful to experience the viewpoints of so many of my favourite characters and some who haven't had their POV narrated. What really makes this a five star anthology is the authors notes at the beginning of the stories to give some insight into the inspiration for them. All I can't say now is, more please!