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Ep. 7: Match.com | First-Grade Words | Start Ups (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
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Ep. 7: Match.com | First-Grade Words | Start Ups (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
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[Contains explicit content] A letter to a rude suitor, words your first grader should know and a lesson in start-ups.
Every week, we showcase the very best of Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency. With your host, Caitlin Gill.
"Son, It's Time We Talk About Where Start-Ups Come From."
Written by Marco Kaye
Performed by Ronald Lynch
"25 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade."
Written by David Tate
"An Open Letter to the Man On Match.com Who Emailed Me to Fix a Grammar Mistake On My Profile Page."
Written by Kate Susa
Performed by Alison Stevenson
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