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- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,562
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,598
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
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Hot White Heist 2
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
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By: Adam Goldman
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 970
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
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I Can't Make This Up
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
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When Ruby McTavish Callahan Woodward Miller Kenmore dies, she’s not only North Carolina’s richest woman, she’s also its most notorious. The victim of a famous kidnapping as a child and a widow four times over, Ruby ruled the tiny town of Tavistock from Ashby House, her family’s estate high in the Blue Ridge Mountains. But in the aftermath of her death, her adopted son, Camden, wants little to do with the house or the money—and even less to do with the surviving McTavishes.
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It’s 1965 and teenage Frances Adams is at an English country fair with her two best friends. But Frances’s night takes a hairpin turn when a fortune-teller makes a bone-chilling prediction: One day, Frances will be murdered. Frances spends a lifetime trying to solve a crime that hasn’t happened yet, compiling dirt on every person who crosses her path in an effort to prevent her own demise. For decades, no one takes Frances seriously, until nearly sixty years later, when Frances is found murdered, like she always said she would be.
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4 out of 5 stars
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An interesting twist
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- Lillian
- 02-01-24
I hope there’s more
I binged the first book and now this one in about 4 days. I’m so hooked on these characters and author that I hope there’s more to come!
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unique voice
clever whodunit with a truly unusual, amusing voice. very 'meta' and I love it. laugh out loud and suspenseful.
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- Melissa
- 03-04-24
Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
In a time overrun with unreliable narrators (I can’t remember the last BOTM Club choice where the book description didn’t list “unreliable narrator” in the overview) it is refreshing to have a mystery we can listen to (or read) that fairly shares clues to logically arrange providing a slight chance to solve it before the final reveal. It makes mystery reading FUN again.
The clever way clues are dropped make this book un-put-down-able!
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- T. E.J.
- 02-02-24
Top Notch Sequel
This book is not only brilliant, it’s also fun and hilarious! Ernest Cunningham is back and I loved every minute of it.
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- Kate & Corm
- 02-20-24
Fun mystery, great performance
The performance is just fantastic, soothing but entertaining voice. I even listened to the acknowledgements. The accents have improved since the last book, too, which is nice to hear.
As for the story, I think it's just as good as the first one. Dry humor, but it hits just right. The mystery was compelling and the explanation at the end was very clever. I also appreciated the empathy Stevenson showed to his characters and the very real issues they go through. 10/10
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- Anonymous User
- 02-05-24
Awesome!
This is the kind of mystery/thriller i LOVE
NO ONE (typically women) does dumb stuff or makes totally irrational decisions… ALL MYSTERY!!
Yay!! Can’t wait for the next one!
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-02-24
Another disappointment
There’s so much I wanted to like about this one. The setting, the meta humor…but unfortunately I found this one disappointing as I did with the first book. Plotting was oddly paced and characters felt flat. The audiobook narrator is just OK - unfortunately awful with the Scottish and Irish accents - and didn’t add much to the experience.
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- Wide Awake
- 03-04-24
Love!
Absolutely love the excellent & very well developed characters, I have laughed aloud listening to rhis book and the 1st one. Ern Cunningham is...were he real. i would hope he'd be my friend. How the author and the actor make murder so hilarious is beyond me but please, keep it up! Can't wait for the third in this series to appear! If you like a surprising & modern mystery written in the old school style, enjoy this book! I finished it in one day!
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- John R. Schmitz
- 03-11-24
The location of the book
There were numerous characters and at times you had to pay strict attention to who was bein referred to by the author. Quite a good listen.
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- Albrecht
- 03-23-24
Clever writing
I enjoyed the clever and humorous word play in this book- I wish that it was linger because it was enjoyable. I didnt realize that there was one before this one. So, I am going to download it too. The narrator has a pleasant voice.
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