Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death and Taxes magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece". What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.
- Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor
Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens.
The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year-long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters.
But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon, Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor.
Pounded In the Butt by My Own Butt
Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.
But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.
Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core...his own gay ass!
Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded In the Butt by My Own Butt"
Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on.
Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face, things take a turn for the erotic.
Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?
Take this one slowly - at half speed at first. You may need to dip in and out of this one a few times, but soon you'll find yourself going faster and faster. You may only be able to take this story a few installments at a time, but once you've warmed up to it you'll wish it would go on forever!
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