Off with My Head

The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom

De: Stassi Schroeder

Narrado por: Stassi Schroeder

Duración: 7 h y 14 m

Resumen del Editor

Named one of Us Weekly’s Best Celebrity Memoirs of 2022

The New York Times bestselling author of Next Level Basic and fan-favorite alumna of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules returns with the definitive Basic Bitch handbook for surviving your rock-bottom moments.

The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.

Through stories, confessions, illustrations, and plenty of self-reflection and self-deprecation, this new book goes behind the scenes and addresses the experience of getting cancelled, getting that positive pregnancy test, and saying “I do” in the backyard instead of in Italy. Stassi won’t hold back about her transformation from proud basic bitch to... proud basic bitch who has a deeper appreciation for what’s really important in life: love, relationships, mutual respect, and, okay fine, an Aperol spritz and some showtunes when you need them most.

Stassi hopes her story will help others see the light at the end of the tunnel in their own lives and make them laugh along the way. She writes about the importance of having a good cry (at work, in the shower, in your closet), ways to navigate social media responsibly (sometimes that means logging the eff off when crowds are chanting, “OFF WITH HER HEAD”), how to practice self-care when wine is not an option, and how not to become a Bridezilla—plus she’ll offer tips on marrying your f*ckboy, embracing pregnancy sweats (both cashmere sweats and night sweats), and styling baby OOTDs.

So roll up your bedazzled sleeves…or the sleeves of the tattered robe you’ve been wearing nonstop because you’re at rock bottom; grab a cocktail; and let your favorite (more evolved) basic bitch take you on a wild ride inside the bumpiest year of her life.

©2022 Nastassia Schroeder. All rights reserved. (P)2022 Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved.

LOVE LOVE!!!!

love thus book!!!! I love stassi!!! she makes me want to be better and makes me feel that it's ok to mess up and hit rock bottom and pick yourself up and start over again!!

So very good!

Loved every minute of this book! This deserves to be on the beat seller list! I can only hope Stassi writes another!

Stasis's growing up

I have to be honest when I read Stassi's first book I cringed a little. I guess it's because I'm a few years older than her, and definitely not a basic bitch. I feel like she's gonna look back at her old book and realize how superficial is is, especially after having a baby. But, with that being said, her second book was more refreshing and down to earth. More real life problems. Worded amazing, kept me captivated, I enjoyed every minute of it. Great job Stassi Schröder Clark!!!

So good!! Made me cry!

This book was beyond my expectations. I loved everything about it, Her story, VPR, Beau, her daughter. Just everything about it. Thank you. Looking forward to the next book!

So good and relatable

This book is so good and relatable. Big mistakes or small, it’s a good reminder to be kind to yourself. I’m so glad I listened to it versus reading it because it felt more authentic hearing Stassi read her words. I love the pregnancy and pandemic chapters because we all lived through that. Such a good book. Now I want to go watch all of Vanderpump Rules episodes to drive some of the Stassi moments! Love the book and Stassi!

Comeback Queen

An inspirational reinvention story told while remaining true to herself and brand. Bravo, Hartford's Mom.

Excellent

Honest and really funny! Will read this one again! After watching VR this book shows an entirely different side of Stassi and it is awesome

She has been missed!

Greatly enjoyed! Highly recommend! Stassi os herself and it’s everything. She is going to be a great Mom!

Growth

I fully believe that Stassi has grown up since all of her mishaps. I do think that everyone is owed a second chance, and this is hers; you can tell by watching her social media and by reading this book that she has grown.

I love Stassi

I love the way she narrates her book & it kept me wanting more.