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Dragon Heist
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- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
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The world’s smallest dragon and a washed-up actress team up to strike a blow for humanity in this brand-new adventure by the author of the Andrea Vernon and Orlando People series.
Birdie Binkowitz is just a little bitter. As a young actress, she was the toast of Hollywood, definitely destined for greatness. Then the dragons had to rise up from their thousand-year slumber, take over Earth and ruin everything. Twenty years later, Birdie is living her worst life in her hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, working at her father's Seed and Feed (and Bagels).
Then, a mysterious dragon appears in front of the store seeking her help. He’s got a bone to pick with his fellow dragons–and he wants to hit them where it hurts.
Birdie and Jim the Dragon will need to put together a team with a fighter, a mage, a thief, and a giant to pull off a daring heist. If they succeed, they might change the world.
Or at least get Birdie an agent.
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- Glass artist
- 05-10-23
Fun and silly
I love all of Alexander Kane’s books. So much fun to listen to. Can’t wait for more!
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- 04-29-23
Incredible book!
Another incredible story by Alexander C. Kane! This book is incredibly funny, well written and well read! I can't wait for the next one! Or anything by Alexander C. Kane!
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- Anonymous User
- 06-30-23
Entertaining vacation read
Alexander C. Kane is always hilarious, and this book is no exception. His characters are excellently crafted; flawed and relatable. Let this epic relaxedly entertain you as you follow a motley crew's quest to rob a dragons lair.
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- DaBears
- 07-13-23
Amazingly hilarious!
Alexander Kane is a wonderful storyteller and his adventure was great from start to finish. But it was made truly exceptional thanks to Khristine Hvam! She was absolutely sensational. Truly the Las Flechas of voice acting. Do yourself a favor and download this right now.
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- Donna
- 07-19-23
Refreshing
We've been listening to a lot of science fiction with spaceship battles and AIS who have interesting personalities a lot of that is what we've been reading. This book was quite refreshing. We enjoyed the characters and the storyline. It even had a twist in the end. We laughed out loud frequently throughout the story and that's what sold me on the story, laughing right at the beginning. So if you're looking for something light and refreshing this is it. Highly recommend. We're hoping for a sequel.
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- Euretta Young
- 07-19-23
Fun listen
I hope there is more to the story. What side did the baby take after.
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- Robert A.
- 07-27-23
Entertaining
The story line was entertaining - and the humor was different. I really enjoyed the narration and mix of voices by Khristine Hvam. All in all it was a good listen.
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- Kindle Customer CM
- 09-03-23
Every One A Movie!
With Dragon Heist, Alexander C. Kane delivers another exciting and hilarious hit! Every single one should be a movie- someone get to work on that! I want to see Andrea Vernon and her team, Orlando People, and Dragon Heist all on the big screen, please! I also want more sequels to each one. Dragon Heist was a fun adventure. Birdie is a uniquely unlikable yet loveable character!
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- K. Thompson
- 08-26-23
I found a new Dragon to add to my list of favorites!
Love this story so much. Damn dragon had me laughing and crying, lol. This hurts to say as an Auburn fan, but, Roll Tide (for Jim)!😁
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- Paul
- 08-18-23
funny and delightful
Comedic fantasy can be hard to pull off, but this one hits just right and Kristine Hvam is a wonderful narrator.
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