• MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT

  • By: Dann Hazel
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins

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MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT

By: Dann Hazel
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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A great meal. A rousing symphony. Two perfect men. An adolescent crush which never led to true romance still smolders in their hearts. But can they make beautiful music together?

Toby enjoys a success beyond his wildest dreams. He is not only a damn fine musician, he is also the first chair trumpeter with the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.

In New York, he earns a good living doing what he loves the most. Yet, he suffers from a nagging feeling that something is missing. The Manhattan lifestyle is great, but his romantic life consists mostly of Grindr hookups.

A summer Tour of the South finds Toby in Asheville, North Carolina—his childhood home and still the home of a certain high school crush. Thomas Bischoff--or as all his friends call him, Biscuit.

Abruptly, he stumbles on the news that Biscuit is married! The news hit Toby like a hammer.

Later, he makes yet another discovery: Biscuit's married life isn't going well. Might there be a glimmer of hope? And how can hope translate into action when there are 700 miles between them?

And even if things could work out between them, how can they blend two lives separated by a dozen years and their own extra baggage?

What will it take for Toby to claim his own private Biscuit?

MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT is the second book in Dann Hazel's Some Like It Haute Gay Romance Series. In this novel, Dann adds a new ingredient to the romantic and culinary mix of the series--music!

MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT may easily be read as a standalone.

TABLE OF CONTENTS
  • New York Misses One Tantalizing Biscuit
  • Libido Descending
  • The German's Assessment
  • A Rattlesnake's Revenge
  • The South: Pickling Everything Since 1858
  • Biscuit for a Worthy Cause
  • Appetizers in the Bedroom
  • Lying Lars
  • Morgenstern's and the Proud Boy
  • Holiday Barbecue Seduction
  • Crushing It on Tour
  • Divorce on the Back Burner
  • Do Trumpeters Really Blow Better?
  • How to Rob a Dead Man in Two Steps
  • Chlamydia Schlamydia!
  • A Life Unravels
  • Why Eat, When All I Need Is the Taste of Your Lips?
  • A Macaroni and Sausage Pie--and One Big Phony
  • Tonight? A Little Bondage Lite
  • Lars' Love Gun Misfires
  • Pistachio and the Pastiche of Romance
  • Things About to Get Real at Strawberry Fields
  • A Stable Meal, But No Horsemeat on the Menu
  • A Slut Like Ethan
  • Biscuit's Piece de Resistance
If you like these tropes in your gay romance, you'll like MY OWN PRIVATE BISCUIT:
Second Chance Romance
Unrequited Love
Friends to Lovers
Foodies and Chefs

Trigger Warnings:
Drug addiction
A suicide inference
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Erotica

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