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Publisher's summary
The supervillains of DESTRON have conquered the country, The Big Axe has been imprisoned, and the heroes of the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection have been reduced to hiding behind a force field surrounding New York City.
And if that's not enough, Andrea Vernon is pregnant. With a Little Axe.
But Andrea’s not one to sit on the sidelines. She has to make a plan to save the country, rescue her boyfriend, and figure out what exactly people do with babies. And a whole new slate of enemies is coming for CUP, led by the newly installed dictator of America, Dr. Robotfury, and his ingenious mecha-administrative assistant who bears a rather frightening resemblance to Andrea.
It’s a lot to wrap up before you go on maternity leave.
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Totally original-totally feasible!
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- Kaleb
- 08-04-21
brilliant!
everything I've come to expect from Kane! if you have a since of humor at all then you will love this series! (begin at book #1)
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- KennieJ
- 08-12-21
I knew it would be good
This book was worth the wait and I loved it. Thank you Alexander C Kane. I felt like I was with old friends. You did it again .
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- Monica
- 07-23-21
Give it a listen
Do you need a hero story? This checks all the boxes. I love the narrator. She brought this is kick ass story to life.
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- Ginger Staake
- 08-24-21
Entertaining
Not quite as compelling as the first two of the series, but entertaining and a sweet conclusion.
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- Teresa
- 03-21-22
What’s wrong with your hands?
Not my favorite book out of the three, but still loved it. It was crazy and full of mischief that made me happy when I wanted a nonsensical story. One reviewer said the book was too political, and while some politics (if you can call it that) is in the story, not a ton more than the previous book in this series, not as if it real politics anyway. Spoiler: I was worried The Big Axe was going to die at the beginning of the book in which case I would have given up on the series for sure as I love him. But worry not, that is not the ending. Narrator does a great job at bring the story to life.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-10-22
loved it!
I love everyone of these stories. As long as Alexander keeps writing and Bahni keeps narrating, ill keep buying them.
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- Sarah.
- 02-21-22
Third in series
More fun with a reluctant super administrative assistant who always saves the world even when she has to fight herself. Ms. Turpin does a fabulous job. Whenever she does the voice of Glare and his signature "Glare!!!!" it cheers me up. I like this series a lot. It's pure camp and that is what a person needs when the pandemic world gets on ones last nerve. Go Bahni! Go Alexander! Great work!
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- Indy
- 05-12-23
Fun Listen
Always a little silly, but a good listen. Interested to see where it goes next.
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- 05-22-23
I never went these stories to end
The voices the plot the excitement the cleverness. I don't know what is my favorite about these books
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- 07-16-23
Loved it
I really liked this and it’s was fun listening to all three looking forward to the next one!
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