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Tara

Lonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed, dirty-talking, long-distance fling. (That's been going on for two years.) 

I know, I know. That's not a fling. This might be getting serious. I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch dates and the way he whispers in my ear every night from 2,000 miles away. He's the best boyfriend I never had. 

Until I find out his name isn't Lonnie, it's Alonzo. 

Until I find out he's not some boring accountant with a dead-end job, he's a six-foot-four, yoked-out, tatted-up fisherman who never wears a shirt! That's right, girls. He's been catfishing me online for two...freaking...years! 

And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend I've never had. He becomes my target.

Alonzo

Tara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend who lives in the Land of Far, Far Away. She's a blonde, bookish bundle of sexy-overachiever. A wicked little siren with a filthy mind and an eye for pencil skirts. And every time I ask her to "send-me-a-pic-or-it-never-happened" she goes above and beyond. 

She is, quite simply, the most perfect woman I've ever had the pleasure to never meet. 

I didn't set out to lie to her and I didn't expect to meet her. But one day she shows up at my house, and guess what? She wasn't the only one being catfished for two years. 

Because she's not who she said she was either.

Alonzo is the fourth book in the Bossy Brothers series, but this is a standalone book and you do not need to listen to all the books in the series to thoroughly enjoy Alonzo!

Includes a special bonus note from the author.

Alonzo can be heard as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. It's a long-distance fling filled with dirty-talking, sexy selfies, and safely hidden secrets...until it isn't. Until the day they meet and realize.... Love in the Land of fake Far, Far Away can't ever compare to the real thing.

©2020 JA Huss (P)2020 Podium Audio

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I love the accountant and the librarian

I love this installment of the Bossy clan. Alonzo and Tara have been online dating for two years - and by dating I mean having phone sex. Their phone sex game is professional level. The banter of the accountant and the librarian grabbed me out of the gate and kept me in this story that seemed to fly by too quickly. Chapter 1 is just genius, humor, hotness, everything.
Once these two characters actually meet, we realize there is so much more to both of them than we actually knew. Actually, there was a lot more to all the Bossys than we knew.
Jacob and Erin’s narration was excellent - They both are the top tier and this audio is just one more example of how they turn a great story into so much more.
As with any Bossy story there are twists and turns that keep you on your toes. This is an Awesome series you need in your library.

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Perfection! ...of course!

Wow! There is no better storyteller IMHO.
Julie has done it again. I feel this way after reading every single one of her books.
If you enjoy a truly emotional, feel-good romance, a finally-makes-sense-at-the-end mystery, and a HOT erotic story all in one, this is the book/author for you. She does it all in one book!
But... try listening to them all from the beginning! This is where her giant brain comes in. You’ll start making connections. Sometimes it’s just a tiny reference by a character or a quick cameo appearance, but sometimes it’s a whole huge part of the plot.
I am so thankful that I got in on J. A. Huss’ brilliance a long time ago! But that’s what’s great about books, whether on paper or in audio, you’re never too late!
I do not work for J.A.Huss (God, what a dream job!), nor do I know her outside her FB fan group, but I will say it over and over again, !Read This Book! ...and all the others, too! I promise, if you aren’t a whiny, timid, prude, you’ll absolutely Adore this book... But be ready, because you won’t be able to stop!
Happy connecting!

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FIVE STAR FUN, FIRE & FAMILY BONDS

You write it Julie and I’ll ‘one-click’ buy it because over and over again you’ve wowed me with your hugely entertaining and cleverly connected stories.. yet every one is enjoyable as a stand-alone. Again here, there’s a loveable cast of characters, snappy quick-witted fun banter, romance, dirty talk, phone sex, h-h-hot sex, pre-loved Bossy brother secondary characters from previous books, a bit of angst drama and mystery and great dual POV narration by two giants in narration.

Worth a credit? Yes, and there really wasn’t any doubt that it wouldn’t be.

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OMG - seriously HOT, it’s another winner by JA Huss

Jacob Morgan and Erin Mallon are amazing as
Alonzo and Tara! This book was HOT and the narration was just perfect!

Here’s my review from reading the book: Wow, what a terrific story, I’m just loving all of the Bossy Brother stories! I’m a stickler for reading books in a series (standalone or connected) in order- but you can absolutely start with Bossy Brothers Alonzo. I promise you’ll fall in love with Tara and Alonzo, I sure did! And if you are new to JA Huss, let me be the first to welcome you! It’s a wild ride, these characters will stay with you long after the last page has been read and you’ll hold the stories close to your heart. Neither Tara or Alonzo are what or who they seem on the surface and it’s a fun, sexy, mysterious journey of discovery. JA Huss continues to delight with her multilayered characters and twisty plots, Bossy Brothers Alonzo is a must read! Now the countdown begins as I anxiously await the audiobook (trust me, listening to JA Huss audiobooks are just as addicting as reading them!)

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Sexy and Suspenseful

This book was everything!! Checked all my boxes. Hooked me right from the beginning and never let me go! I couldn’t put it down. Let me just say that Alonzo Dumas can talk dirty to me anytime he wants! And I LOVED Tara...she was sassy, fun, sexy and a breath of fresh air. The story was steamy hot and kept you on the edge of your seat trying to put all the pieces together. Performance was also perfection. Five stars all around. Don’t miss out on this sizzling read 😍 and props to J. A. Huss...you’ve done it again 🔥

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Wow! Thus book is sizzling.

Thus was my first JA Huss book and now u want to listen to them all. The story was very intriguing and kept me capitulated and the chemistry and imagination between Alonzo and Tara was off the charts. This is one of favorite Jacob Morgan performances and I love all of his performances. Erin Mallon is excellent as Tara.

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Absolutely Amazing. Brilliant Performance!!

Read it and loved it then, but listening to it is a whole different story. Erin Mallon and Jacob Morgan brilliantly brought this story to life, evoking every single emotion in me in a masterful way.

The perfect combination of author JA Huss's spectacular writing, and the outstanding performance by the narrators makes the connection with the characters powerfully effective, and I freaking love it!!

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Another Win

I really fell in love with Alonzo and Tara and their romance! If you've read a lot of JA Huss books you will be pleased with her twists and turns and other series tie-ins. Like always, JA Huss's writing flows like liquid. In few words she can paint a large picture and pull you in. If you haven't read any of her books then you are missing out BIG TIME!
Erin Mallon and Jacob Morgan were a treat in my ears. Two very talented narrators!

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Another great book in this series

JA Huss is just such a freaky talented author. This is just a long list of awesome books. It went by way to fast. The narration was awesome. Erin Mallon is my favorite. I loved it. Thanks of another great book

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️♥️ 5 Very Bright Shiny Hawt stars ⭐️⭐️

This book has all the things! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥OMG! I love how Julie weaves her wicked stories together, she has one amazing imagination, this book was so good, great characters, excellent depth of backstory, and how it ties into the worlds of Rook & Ronin, The Company, and the Wasted Lust series, it is simply genius! This was another phenomenal story and of course it was perfectly narrated by Erin Mallon and Jacob Morgan!
You will love Alonzo and Tara’s story, this story has so many secrets and it’s amazing, and hot, and delicious, and perfect! Loved the EOBS Julie. I’m not worthy! You blow my mind. Thanks so much. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Grins, Mandy

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  • Garden girl
  • 06-14-21

Brilliant!

Funny, sexy, intriguing, but, most of all a fantastic way to spend time with words in your ears! I am loving this series and each audio has been narrated by incredible artists, this being no exception. Just brilliant!💖💖💖💖💖

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  • C85
  • 07-30-20

AMAZING!!

JA Huss is always amazing and Jacob & Erin were fantastic! I loved everything about this book!!

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  • 07-27-20

really enjoyable

in usual fantastic J A Huss style you are taken through a rough ride but a fantastic twist at the end. well worth a listen/read

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  • Christine
  • 07-23-20

fantastic

loved this book so funny and so creative and the voices are so great they bring the srory to life well done x