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A MisreadBible Christmas
- The MisreadBible, Book 2
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"The Nativity"
During the reign of King Herod of Judea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. She and her fiancé, Joseph, travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary has to give birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi who have traipsed hundreds of miles after a star inadvertently inform the king of Judaea of the Messiah’s birth.
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- Deedra
- 11-09-21
Misread Bible Christmas
This was a hoot! There can be only one! I can't wait to share it with my husband.lol Joshua Saxon was a terrific narrator.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Michael McCLain
- 01-18-21
Twisted and Perfect
if you have heard the rendition of the misread Bible then you are in for a treat for a rendition of the misread Nativity.
narrated once again by the lovely terms of Joshua Saxon.
a deliciously twisted version of two books of the Bible with a little Dickens thrown in for comic relief!
the audiobook is just under 2 hours and it is worth every second!
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Mage's Blood
- The Moontide Quartet, Book 1
- By: David Hair
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 26 hrs and 6 mins
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Most of the time the Moontide Bridge lies deep below the sea, but every 12 years the tides sink and the bridge is revealed, its gates open for trade. The Magi are hell-bent on ruling this new world, and for the last two Moontides they have led armies across the bridge on "crusades of conquest". Now, the third Moontide is almost here, and this time the people of the East are ready for a fight... but it is three seemingly ordinary people that will decide the fate of the world.
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Nick Podehl
- By Logan on 01-05-15
By: David Hair
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Liberation Day
- Stories
- By: George Saunders
- Narrated by: George Saunders, Tina Fey, Michael McKean, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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The “best short story writer in English” (Time) is back with a masterful collection that explores ideas of power, ethics, and justice, and cuts to the very heart of what it means to live in community with our fellow humans. With his trademark prose—wickedly funny, unsentimental, and perfectly tuned—Saunders continues to challenge and surprise: here is a collection of prismatic, deeply resonant stories that encompass joy and despair, oppression and revolution, bizarre fantasy and brutal reality.
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Extraordinary
- By REBECCA on 10-18-22
By: George Saunders
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Mother for Dinner
- A Novel
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me." This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional.
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Funniest, wildest, craziest stuff I have ever listened to.
- By D.A. Stone on 03-08-22
By: Shalom Auslander
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The Ides of April
- By: Lindsey Davis
- Narrated by: Lucy Brown
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Flavia Albia is the adopted daughter of Marcus Didius Falco and Helena Justina. From her mother, she learned how to blend in at all levels of society; from her father, she learned the tricks of their mutual professional trade. But her wits and (frequently) sharp tongue are hers alone. Now, working as a private informer in Rome during the reign of Domitian, Flavia has taken over her father’s old ramshackle digs at Fountain Court in the Surbura district, where she plies her trade with energy, determination, and the usual Falco luck.
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Prefer dead old dad
- By readqueen on 10-09-13
By: Lindsey Davis
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Apocrypha Now
- By: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....
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A Goldmine of Weirdness
- By Susie on 05-31-16
By: Mark Russell, and others
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Hunting Season
- A Novel
- By: Andrea Camilleri
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1880s Vigàta, a stranger comes to town to open a pharmacy. Fofò turns out to be the son of a man made legendary for having a magic garden stocked with plants, fruits, and vegetables that could cure any ailment - a man who was found murdered years ago. Fofò escaped but has now reappeared looking to make his fortune and soon finds himself mixed up in the dealings of a philandering local marchese set on producing an heir.
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not your usual
- By Mary A on 05-09-16
By: Andrea Camilleri
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Jacob Marley's Christmas Carol
- By: Tom Mula
- Narrated by: Tom Mula
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
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Award-winning actor, director, and playwright Tom Mula performs his best-selling version of Scrooge’s ordeal, told from the point of view of Scrooge’s former business partner: Marley’s ghost!
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A delightful take on a timeless story
- By Q. Lee on 12-12-20
By: Tom Mula
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Rizzio
- By: Denise Mina
- Narrated by: Katie Leung
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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On the evening of March 9, 1566, David Rizzio, the private secretary of Mary, Queen of Scots, was brutally murdered. Dragged from the chamber of the heavily pregnant Mary, Rizzio was stabbed 56 times by a party of assassins. This breathtakingly tense novella dramatizes the events that led up to that night, telling the infamous story as it has never been told before.
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STELLAR
- By S. Knight-gillum on 12-10-21
By: Denise Mina
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Shame
- By: Salman Rushdie
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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The novel that set the stage for his modern classic, The Satanic Verses, Shame is Salman Rushdie's phantasmagoric epic of an unnamed country that is "not quite Pakistan". In this dazzling tale of an ongoing duel between the families of two men - one a celebrated wager of war, the other a debauched lover of pleasure - Rushdie brilliantly portrays a world caught between honor and humiliation.
By: Salman Rushdie
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The Magician of Lublin
- By: Isaac Bashevis Singer
- Narrated by: Larry Keith
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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The Magician can dazzle the crowds with his sleight of hand, climb to any height, open any lock. Fearlessly, he does death-defying tricks in theaters all over Poland. At home, his sweet Jewish wife waits for him to return from the city. In the city, his adoring mistresses wait for him to return from home. He holds the key to all hearts, but his own is beset with confusion.
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Complex Masterpiece
- By Evan on 09-11-08
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A Christmas Carol: The Unabridged Classic Narrated by Chandler Craig
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Chandler Craig
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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An illuminating reading of the greatest Christmas classic ever written: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Narrated by Chandler Craig.
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A true classic treated perfectly
- By James Lee Walker on 12-24-14
By: Charles Dickens
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A Song of Three Spirits
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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Mr. Goldson is filthy rich. He’s also callous and cruel and hasn’t got a festive bone in his ancient body. Naturally, he’s due for a holiday haunting. When his business partner, Bolbi Baggs, announces that they’re to be visited by three spirits, Mr. Goldson braces himself for a whirlwind tour of his past, present, and future. Mr. Goldson, however, isn’t human. He’s a Dwarf, and Mr. Baggs is a Halfling, and the adventure that’s about to take them across the enchanted world of Arth is anything but typical.
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Fun Aarth "Christmas" Side Story
- By John on 09-03-19
By: J. Zachary Pike