64th Man

Starring John Cena and Anna Chlumsky

By: Bryan Tucker, Zack Phillips

Narrated by: John Cena, Anna Chlumsky, Jane Curtin, Will Forte, Leslie Jones, Adam Pally, full cast

Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins

Publisher's Summary

Please note: This content is not for kids. It is for mature audiences only. This audio comedy features adult language and themes, some sexual content, and the kind of talk you leave on the field. Discretion is advised. 

64th Man is an Audible Original starring the world-famous and powerfully funny John Cena, Emmy-nominated actress Anna Chlumsky (Veep), comedy legend Jane Curtin, and an all-star cast of Saturday Night Live performers and alums. Produced by Broadway Video, this sports comedy is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode scripted audio series that’s like TV for your ears.  

In sports, everybody loves redemption stories, the underdog who no one believes in but through sheer hard work wins it all. But no one tells the stories of the players who work hard and don’t make it. In pro football, 53 guys get on the roster. Ten make it to the practice squad. And then there’s the 64th Man - that’s Billy Logan (Cena), who seems to always be one spot from glory.  

After a promising college career capped by a headline-making, game-winning play, Billy seems destined to be drafted to the NFL. But he isn’t, and after a year of tryouts and near misses, he still hasn’t made it pro. So, he returns home to Columbus, Ohio, to figure out how to make his great gridiron dream come true. With a new job at a grocery store, Billy reconnects with his ex-girlfriend Ellen (Chlumsky), but generally it’s embarrassing to be back in town, seeing as he was the “star who was going places”, and now he’s seen as the “star who never went anywhere”. Looking for an opening to the end zone, Billy will tackle anything to make his dream come true. It’s a path that leads him to a billionaire tech bro starting a new professional football league that has more in common with professional wrestling, a health guru selling a cult-like fitness craze, and a hard-partying NFL quarterback who needs a real-life tackle dummy for his football video game. Will these lateral runs lead Billy to NFL stardom? A life of love with his ex? Or something totally unexpected from an elderly mentor named Mildred (Curtin) who he trains at the gym? 

Written by Bryan Tucker, senior writer at Saturday Night Live, and Zack Phillips, former head writer at Above Average and its sports site The Kicker, this hard-hitting underdog story with a touch of romance also features Leslie Jones, Adam Pally, Chris Redd, Alex Moffat, Jay Pharaoh, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Will Forte, Heidi Gardner, and more. Listen to Billy’s journey as he learns what happens when you're fourth and inches from your dream, but the game clock is running out.                              

©2019 The Broadway Video Group, LLC. (P)2019 The Broadway Video Group, LLC.

I LOVE YOU JOHN CENA!

Let me just start by saying I have never written a review and I have been using audible since 2014 so I encourage you read on. I am usually all about some very different genres of reading and I know next to nothing about football, up until last week I thought a touch down earned 7 points. I am usually not into the scripted audio, I just enjoy being able to listen to my books while I get things done. HOWEVER!, Despite all of these facts I gave this audio series a try because of the all star cast that have put together and did I mention I love John Cena, been crushing since Marine but that's besides the point. This cast put on a great show I am so proud of John Cena, so proud of Anna Chlumsky, Will you too just great job guys. I laughed, I gasped, I cried, I am just in aww. Billy gets hopeless sometimes but he is just not giving up and I am so psyched to see where life takes Billy. He is just such an endearing, confused soul that doesn't know what to do with himself now that he doesn't have a coach to order him through life. It was so fun listening as he grew and found himself. This series is not just for Football lovers guys it's wonderful. Give it a shot, I honestly didn't regret it. Can't wait to share this experience with my football loving mama.

Highly Recommended!

Great story and AMAZING cast. This is marketed as a "series" rather than a traditional audiobook, but it listens like a book and is very entertaining. Cena kills is, and so does the rest of the cast. Highly recommended.

Laugh out loud funny

This is the most entertaining story I’ve listens to.
I think audible needs more stories like this.
John Cena is the perfect lead man for this story.
Though I’m not a football player, it’s an easy story to relate to as I know the challenges we face when we struggle to make our dreams come true.
I loved the social media jabs, loved how there was a gimmick to fall for and how eat it is to be dragged in.
Loved the end. I cried and I understood.
Thanks

Entertaining

Enjoyed it. Great entertainment. I listen to a lot of audiobooks on my travels. This was a true production that kept me engaged and entertained. If looking for entertainment, download and enjoy.

Love the new format

This was a fun new format. Like listening to a TV show. Very cool. Let’s see more like this.

The best production of an Audiobook EVER!

64th Man, Is literally a movie to my ears. I can close my eyes and picture everything. The production value of this title is second to none. Great Job Audible! #WeCanSeeYouJohnCena

John Cena does a great job reading

I was surprised at how good a job John Cera did with his performance. I mean no disrespect, I just didn't think he'd done anything like this before, and he did a great job. The story is good too, funny.

I Love This 🏈 😭😊

This has to become a movie or series,
This was so emotional, I was crying 🏈😢😊

absolutely a pleasure to listen

may not be able to see you,but im real glad we can hear you. LovedIt!!!

loved it

great book. fun to listen to. it was very difficult not to listen to it all in one day.

Heartwarming story

A great cast with standout performances, John Cena is a real gem! This was a brilliant production, well worth listening to.

It's Good!

Whilst I spent a fair bit of time holding my head in my hands and wishing I could headbutt a wall in frustration with how John Cenas' character Billy dealt with certain situations, I feel this came across as a very pretty redeeming story about how though dreams may not always come true you can certainly achieve a new dream that is more attainable and, surprisingly, likely more satisfying than the one you'd pursued previously.

Fun and sweet production

This was a quick listen. Felt like an old school radio production and the simple but cute story telling made for a fun listening experience.

Great listen

Really enjoyed the humour and the emotional side this book contains. Cena was awesome in his character

Thank you Cena

As a brit I know very little about American Football but this didn't stop me from really enjoying this story.

The basic story follows a Football Player on the fringes of being a player for the NFL. He struggles with one play he made in his past which has become legendary and his best days being behind him.

It is a sweet story of his struggle to find his new place in the world. Definitely worth a listen.

Great

Great story and narration. John Cena was great! And the story was inspiring particularly for people who aren’t sure where they fit in and and what they want to do.

Heartwarming, really good performances

John Cena gives a great humane performance as the humble main character. Plenty of humour with great snl cast members like Heidi Gardner, Will Forte, Chris Redd, Alex Moffat. Fun and genuinely uplifting

what was that?!!

this is not an audiobook, its a movie. its not just any teenage rom-com or tried to be forcibly funny, it accelarated a solid story line. not too dramatic, but always kept the sharpness. i was always attentive, always felt crisp.


I have imagined that John Cena will voice like an Army person but the way he pulled off this fun young energetic character from the beginning to end, made me a life time fan of his voice acting.

each voice actor did amazing. i highly recommend this audiobook. this is a case when audiobooks levitate the experience of actually reading a book. good job team.

Great laugh

It was a lot of fun, Cena's character was charming and likeable and the various situations he goes through were very enjoyable.

Thoroughly recommend for a light listen.

so good

this story is so good because no one tells these stories of people who don't make it to the big leagues