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Owain has vanished, and the Souleater Witches know he hasn't just wandered off, something has taken him. When Angela discovers that Millie's botched spell has created a tear in reality leading to a world no witch has ever mapped, she does what any responsible Souleater would do: grabs her cricket bat, assembles a rescue team, and charges straight into the unknown. But this new realm is unlike anything they’ve faced. The being that rules it feeds on emotions, fear, grief, rage, love, twisting them into weapons. The stronger the feeling, the stronger the creature becomes. And Angela, who ...

Another humorous fantasy adventure for princess of Hell and novice witch Millie, her twin siblings and her cousin, angels daughter, Angela, plus Edgar and their other friends. What happens to auction house intern, Matilda, when she vanishes in the evenings? She can’t remember. The investigation leads to a ‘Gathering of Magic’ resulting in an accidental sacrifice in order to find the Ruby of Union and confrontations with bankrupt vampires and Jeremiah Pole the witchfinder.

What do you do when a banshee asks for asylum? John Berwick was hoping for a quiet family reunion in Derbyshire. Instead, he gets: A banshee who wants to become human A fairy with attitude problems A reality-TV narcissist turned dragon A genie dictator with a flair for theatrical cruelty And a soap-opera-obsessed tyrant who rewrites the laws of the universe for entertainment When a magical ritual goes wrong, John and Gesh are thrown into a parallel world ruled by a genie who has abolished religion, reshuffled governments, and turned celebrities into gargoyles for sport. The resistance ...

The Welsh witch, Angharad, also known as Jones the Taxi has disappeared, kidnapped by a strange and powerful young man at a rock festival. What is his connection with the head of the Souleater's Coven, Edith Souleater and her daughter Cat? Angela, daughter of a witch and an archangel leads a team to Purgatory on a rescue mission, Edgar Bright, his on/off girlfriend Millie and their inborn child travel with her to meet old and new, friends and enemies.

Monika May is a quiet English librarian whose greatest ambition is to avoid excitement altogether. So when two alien rodents, disguised as dentists abduct and subject her to mysterious genetic ‘improvements’ in mistake for a famous blogging ‘influencer’ of the same name, she assumes the day can’t possibly get worse. She is wrong. Arrested, shipped to the U.S. discovering a family she never knew existed, and implicated in an intergalactic conspiracy between two competing alien empires, while struggling with her own emotions, she finds herself playing a crucial role in the future of...

Edgar Bright just wanted a quiet place to live. What he got was Millie, a red-haired witch with a clipboard, a bad attitude, and a spell that accidentally steals part of his soul. Now soul-linked to a furious princess of Hell, Edgar must follow her into the underworld to fix the damage. Unfortunately, Hell comes with paperwork, a witch’s familiar who can turn into a black cat, and a cousin who thinks diplomacy involves hitting things. As Millie and Edgar stumble through magical mishaps, demonic politics, and an inconvenient attraction, one thing becomes clear: losing his soul might be the...

John Berwick is painfully ordinary. Which is a problem, because in a multiverse run by gods, demons, and ancient bureaucracies, ordinary people aren’t supposed to exist. When John’s quiet, unimpressive life collides with Gesh, a drunken, chaotic Mesopotamian goddess with a habit of making catastrophically bad decisions, he becomes the focus of forces that really should have left him alone. Assassination attempts, forced marriages, divine conspiracies, and a very inconvenient romantic entanglement soon follow. John doesn’t want to save the world. He doesn’t want to fight gods. He ...

The multiverse is unstable. The gods are divided. And someone has kidnapped the wrong children. John Berwick was never supposed to exist. As the so-called Irrelevant One, he stands outside the predetermined path that governs every world. That alone makes him dangerous. But now it’s worse. His infant twins—children of a Mesopotamian goddess and descendants of a runaway cosmic guardian—have been abducted. And the trail leads through burning Rome, ancient Kush, secret societies, witch covens, and a conspiracy determined to dismantle the divine order itself. Behind it all stands a ...

Every rescue carries a cost. When Angela vanishes into Gertrude’s imagined world—a place stitched from memory, myth, and fear—the Souleaters must follow. But what begins as a mission of salvation quickly unravels into a labyrinth of illusions, betrayals, and truths too dangerous to face. In Gertrude’s realm, nothing is what it seems. Witchfinders hunt shadows, allies turn uncertain, and the line between justice and vengeance blurs. To save Angela, they must confront not only the monsters that stalk the dreamscape, but the mistakes that bind them together. The Witchfinder’s Mistake...

Are You Sure She’s The Tour Guide? The Irrelevant One Saga – Book Four Lockdown was supposed to be dull. Instead, John Berwick books a “socially distanced historical experience” with a company called H.E.L.L. Tours. That should have been the first warning. Their tour guide, Nina, is calm. Too calm. The coach driver has horns (subtle at first). And the itinerary includes: Vikings with poor sportsmanship A Civil War siege Victorian riots The Goose Fair (twice) A European Cup final that absolutely did not need streaking Somewhere between dodgems, dungeon cells, and a mildly ...

Monika Saves the Universe: The Alien Librarian Book Two Monika May survived an alien invasion disguised as a dental appointment. Now she’s been invited to a war zone. After her accidental heroics against the rodent empires of Poten and Alamar, Monika is persuaded to travel to the distant planet Atlantis — a troubled world locked in conflict with the same hostile alien powers. Her mission is simple: observe, assist, and preferably not trigger another interstellar disaster. Unfortunately, Atlantis is in the middle of a revolution. Its new leader is Chairman Fred Fool: former stand-up ...

‘Stop I won’t fit.’ But somehow she was doing it. She felt herself sliding into the machine’s drum. It shouldn’t have been physically possible, even if she wasn’t overweight. Gloria just had time to hear a knock at the front door of the cottage before Mr. King slammed the door of the drum shut and switched the machine on. And that’s how, Gloria Higginbottom, home care assistant, found herself pushed through a washing machine to find herself in a fantasy world, mistaken for the missing Glorious Sorceress, Gloriana. Accompanied by her boss, Samantha also known as Sam, the Demon ...

Monika May is dead. At least, that’s what the galaxy believes. Officially declared an intergalactic war criminal and “executed” by a celebrity wrestler, Monika should be safely forgotten. Instead, she’s very much alive—stranded on a decaying mining planet, hunted by criminal syndicates, and trying to rebuild a quiet life with a charming but complicated adventurer named Miles. Monika never wanted to save the galaxy. She wanted to clean libraries, avoid attention, and live a peaceful, ordinary life. Unfortunately, fate—and several heavily armed mercenaries—have other plans. As ...