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Tasha O'Burke, the daughter of the President of the United States and willing vampire, is happily stalking young congressmen on her birthday with her girlfriend, Cari Anne Pomegranate, when there's a bloody rebellion against her father. Led by Speaker of the House John Burner, the rebellion of Blood Pigs takes over the presidency and leaves Tasha and her girlfriend as hunted outcasts whose lives are in danger at every minute. Tasha can hide among the her friends, the bats, but Cari Anne suffers a fate worse than death as she becomes a zombie. Tasha and Cari can be just as violent and gory ...

Do you dream of ditching the day job, doing your own thing, and being your own boss? Are you ready to Boss It? In this invigorating and highly practical book, serial entrepreneur Carl Reader provides exactly the fire and guidance you need to get started. Designed to cut through the business jargon, this handy guide will take you through everything you need to establish and run your own business - from the mindset it takes to turn a dream into a plan, to the need-to-know practical stuff for running and growing a business.

Allie Slayton might be a feminist detective, but the situation he faces in Mamba In A Basket forces him to make use of all the dark skills he learned as a Vietnam veteran and former college football player. An ancient African woman brings a body part to his office in North Philadelphia and commands him to find the rest of the anatomy. Sickened, he immediately gets the police involved, who suspect him of cannibalism. He's hopelessly in love with his former wife, a health-food store owner, and he is the farthest thing from a cannibal, but circumstances force him out of his self-protective ...

Babbit Rabbit, Jr. lives alone with his mother and has to learn to be a big rabbit all by himself. In these stories, he mistakes a snake for a carrot, helps build a garden of delicious vegetables, falls in love, eats too much carrot pie and learns valuable lessons. Babbit, Jr. is just like you were when you were young.

Helen has a face and figure that could launch a thousand ships, but a sexual disposition that could sink them all. An illness reveals to her the bland life she's been leading, and she transforms into a new raucous sexual being, a horny comedian intent on passion. A bland boyfriend, a crazy horse racing writer and her lifeless father stand in her way, as she laughs and loves her way to the grave.

These sketches were written and published on the Internet over twenty years ago after the author traveled to Italy and Greece on a whim of discovery. Instead of being informative in telling where to eat and what to see or where to stay, they detail experiences that are as varied and diverse as the countries in which the experiences originated. One sketch muses on the bull-jumpers of Crete, while another talks of an inherited taste for wild mushrooms. You'll discover the Vatican workout, and travel from Italy to Greece under the stars on a ferry boat. Prepare for the unusual, the eccentric ...

A spring morning in Montana is shattered when Joseph Smith emerges from his tepee and his young wife is shot dead at his feet. He races after his wife's murderer but kills Three Pigs before he finds why the man murdered his bride. He returns to Bannack, where his three other wives fall victim to the plot against Smith and where Smith and his sidekick extract a bloody, Old West-style revenge.

Gatsby Girls, a sequel to the classic novel The Great Gatsby, continues the saga of a Jazz Age dream gone wrong, that of Jay Gatsby for Daisy Buchanan. The dreamer is dead, but Daisy is unrepentant and plans an abortion before leaving her drunken, abusive husband, Tom. She enlists the help of a gangster, a drugged friend, and Nick Carraway, but her scheme fails and another deadly tragedy ensues.

On a campaign against Persia in the late third century A.D. the Praetorian Guard prefect, Mucapor, is summoned by Roman Emperor Aurelian to his tent. He is informed of the emperor’s concerns about his private secretary and operative, Mnestheus, who has become violently and murderously out-of-control. Aurelian tells Mucapor to take control of the situation, but does not elaborate on what to do. He is unclear about what he wants done with Mnestheus, much to Mucapor's confusion. Mucapor meets with Mnestheus, who convinces Mucapor that Aurelian plans to have him tortured and killed. With ...

When his son is caught in the Delaware River, Sam, a shad, deals with Al, a human, to allow himself to be caught every year for the town's annual prize for the biggest fish. In other tales, Sam recounts his adventures in the seven seas - Al learns of Sam's love affairs and his fight with a great white shark. Fish and man go drinking, fight evil and learn the lessons of a lifelong friendship.

When a boy from Ireland finds a little man dragging a chest of gold across a forest floor, he mistakes him for a leprechaun. He is granted wishes, but all the wishes go terribly wrong, so wrong that the two of them end up on the moon chased by a crocodile. They blast off and return to a crash landing on earth, where one comes to a sad ending and the other learns about friendship and courage.

Dirty Girl, Broken Woman is an erotic tragedy set in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s America, when the Sexual Revolution was dying and the AIDS epidemic drove a final spike into love’s heart. Narrated by Tucker Brophy, a confused bartender/journalist/writer, it tells the story of Kay Weatherby, a stunning and highly sexual figure who is the dirty girl and broken woman of the tale. She breathes life into Tucker and brings him hope, as the flame of an orgiastic affair ignites between them in the small artists’ town of New Hope, Pennsylvania. Kay, a teacher, is about to receive her master’s in ...

A Shadow and A Silhouette is a memoir of the riotous 1970s taking place at the Bucks County Playhouse in the artist's colony of New Hope, Pennsylvania. A neurotic young writer and a scurrilous young actor find they have loves and fears and ambitions in common and strike up a friendship based on imbibing, art and women. While the writer is recovering from a violent end to his college career and early love life, the sodden actor is escaping from an overwhelming fear of imaginary gigantic spiders, as both find relief in the local gin mills and one sordid affair after another. Old-time movie ...

After a ghost is refused entrance to heaven he's kicked down to earth by a gigantic blue angel with the flu. He's been dead for ten years and has nowhere to go but home. Once there he discovers he can re-materialize if he wishes hard enough. Seeing his two adopted children does the trick, but they're grown and have a daughter, an albino girl who becomes one of the lovers of the concrete castle.

Nothing but odd news comes out of Pineville, as these short, satirical pieces of fake journalism prove. If you visit these pages, you'll read of a place where birds abduct obese children and put them on enforced diets, where the President of the United States comes to visit and lunches on a dog he happens to spot, and where the ancient practice of knee-sniffing is a cherished tradition. The illegal aliens here really are aliens, long-time residents from outer space who do the menial labor of the town and sometimes become lunch for the construction workers, since they are delicious entities ...

So brilliant and quirky is the future's leading genius, Mithrose, that he believes he's become an all-powerful God. As a personality trait, that belief is bad enough, but then he reports to the Impersator, the galaxy's current tyrant and mass murderer, for a second round of torture. There's method to his madness, though, as he's found a way to revive the rightful leader, the Chingress, through the technological magic of a robe,and now must deliver her to her people to begin the revolution. The Impersator has burned the Chingress to death in Plasmine once, and will not hesitate to do so ...

As the title suggests, this offering contains three stories of the strange and grotesque. In "His Angels He Charges With Error" a priest is determined to discover why his brother, also a priest, committed suicide. He's forced to confront a bloody ghost who turned out to be someone he did not expect. In "The Euthanasians" a unique method of disposing of the terminally ill is depicted. Clients take turns in murder. And in "My Father's Watch" an ancient curse attempts to avenge a horrific massacre. The subject stirs up something better left forgotten.

Only once in a millennium does a fake news outlet come along that is so fake and disreputable that it matches the president it covers. Such an outlet is the WTF Network News, where lies, fantasy and chicanery dominate the coverage of the current dangerous charlatan that masquerades as our Chief Executive. WFT Network News promotes tawdry absurdist journalism as the perfect mirror held up to the Oval Office occupant. So laugh along (or cry) as President Donald J. Trump, as the greatest president ever, solves the immigration crisis, lands Air Force One on Buckingham Palace, eats bees in Japan...

If you dare, pay a visit to the White House for one day to experience the wondrous gross magic taking place as we speak with the GREATS PRESIDENT EVER, or so he says. From dawn to midnight, this book gives in insider look at the madness, sleaziness, pornographic orations and just about every other tit-twisting and ball-busting endeavor of this GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER! See how he plans to erect (yes, erect) his personal tower in Washington, how he bullies his staff with sexual temptation, how he plays twisted rounds of golf one after the other and many other humorous, side-slapping ...

With Christmas fast approaching, Santa sends three of his most trustworthy and talented elves off on a mission to save the twelfth elf of kindness from an evil giant. The three elves, Jumper and Sneezer and Snorter, depart immediately, despite the late hour and the hopelessness of their task. They arrive at the giant's castle without a clue on how to proceed, and are nearly taken captive, threatened and worse. They apply their considerable talents to the task of saving Elias, but in the end it's luck and fate that decide the issue.