One Day In The Life Of Our GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!

If you dare, pay a visit to the White House for one day to experience the wondrous gross magic taking place as we speak with the GREATS PRESIDENT EVER, or so he says. From dawn to midnight, this book gives in insider look at the madness, sleaziness, pornographic orations and just about every other tit-twisting and ball-busting endeavor of this GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER! See how he plans to erect (yes, erect) his personal tower in Washington, how he bullies his staff with sexual temptation, how he plays twisted rounds of golf one after the other and many other humorous, side-slapping indignities inflicted on those around him (and the country) by the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER! But most of all, this book is a love story. It tells the tale of how the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER finds love with a White House staff member, whom he labels Spicess One. As he derides and disgraces the browns and blacks around him, he can't help but fall for his little round spicess ... but then he loses her. He spends a great deal of time pining over her, as he tramples and stomps on those around him and the country in general. So enjoy this spoof of OUR GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER, if you can keep your lunch down.