Quantum Wars 8: A Fistful of Rebellion

The Quantum Wars Trilogy, Book 1

De: Erik Showacy

Narrado por: Erik Showacy

Unsurprisingly, Earth is once again hella boned and the only person standing between assured destruction and something hopefully better than that is the world’s greatest hero maybe, Captain Major Jazz-Max Extreme.

Yes, Captain Major Jazz-Max Extreme is peak G.I. Joery, the physical embodiment of lumber-jack masculinity, topped off with an unnatural amount of luck - like a cat with two or maybe even three times the amount of normal cat lives. At six feet tall he can tell women he is pretty much seven feet tall, and they always believe him, not because they are dumb, but because they never take their eyes off his smile.

With the help of his boss/work-dad/on again off again poker buddy the King of NASA, along with the state-of-the-art sci-fi bullshittery concocted by the super-nerds locked up in their technology-dungeon, Jazz-Max Extreme is a force to be not ignored for too long.

As long as this trilogy is being written, Jazz-Max Extreme was, is, and probably will forever be, Earth's greatest hope at ending the Quantum Wars 7-9.

The Quantum Wars Series

Book 1: Quantum Wars Eight: A Fistful of Rebellion

Book 2: Quantum Wars Seven: Warp Factor Feel

Book 3: Quantum Wars Nine: The Revengencing

Allow me to serve you up a fresh plate of word salad with a side of simmering syllable soup. I’ll keep the long of it short and the short of it even shorter, so grab your listenin’ spoon, and take a bite from this fruits-of-my-labor pie.

Jazz-Max Extreme is the epitome of badassary, the pinnacle of lumberjack-masculinity. This guy could cowboy a pirate before a ninja could assassinate a baby seal. Jazz-Max is…for lack of a better work…cool.

However, like all great heroes, Captain Major Jazz-Max Extreme has a singular and at times overwhelming weakness. A weakness that is so secret that not even Jazz-Max knows what it is…but I know it, because I'm the author, and I don't care what you know because you're just a listener.

©2022 Erik Showacy (P)2022 Erik Showacy

This is a Pop culture grow fest but a good one

This is a pop culture grown fest with all kinds of things that you just got a laugh or grown Whether it be a superhero who's a dumb-ass or the evil villain Karen who lives in his mother's super villain layer that's all I have to say is that this person needs to meet pirate Abba they need to do a collaborationI liked it but it's not normally what I would listen to but you just keep getting compelled by the groaning laughter Which is why I have to say this person it would be interesting to see who he could collaborate and what they could do

Bizarre AF and lots of fun

If you like wacky, absurd comedy and Sci-Fi this book is for you! Sound design is terrific. Can’t wait for more!