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Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
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Matthew Crow
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Jeff Thomson
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The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Jack C.
- 06-14-22
Man, I love this series!
From the very first book in this series, You’re never ready for a zombie apocalypse, I was hooked! Jeff, once again, crafts a wonderful and brutal tale! Plenty of humor AND horror! The narration is hypnotizing and performed brilliantly! Can’t wait to start book 4, Zombies of Infamy! Highly recommend this swashbuckler! #USCG rocks!
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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- hexwolfx
- 03-19-22
To mugh similarly
The author used to many plot ideas from the previous novels in tge series that it's become really annoying has I know the author is trying to create the sequeations for large plotlines even not overwhelming wanted but I also was hooked by the chacthers differences and there growth has each novel is more like a reality TV show when the viewer sees which chavtherswill sppher still in the next viewing so in the end the author gets you hooked on the individual not the world building even it is important.
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- D. Sturgeon
- 12-23-20
Fantastic series!
This is an excellent zombie series. Any fan of the post apocalyptic genre will definitely enjoy this one.
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- jay
- 01-14-21
Great Listen
One of my favorite apocalyptic stories, hasn’t disappointed me yet. Waiting on book 4! Has a chance, take a listen!
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- Shantelle Hazelton
- 01-13-21
Awesome
Another awesomely amazing book in the series! So different from any other ‘zombie’ books I e read or listened to!
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- kutzkai
- 04-17-21
Another Great One
Jeff and Matthew have created another great listening experience. the story and narrating are awesome. I highly recommend this story.
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- Hepcat89
- 12-21-20
More Please
OMG this just gets better with every book.
I love each character’s internal monologue.
The story is constant action and not the usual Zombie apocalypse.
LISTEN TO THIS SERIES.
Matthew Crow is a Master Storyteller!
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- K. Jones
- 05-06-23
Fun, fun, and Coasties
Go Coasties! This next chapter of the wildly adventurous, well maybe not wildly, but certainly adventurous heroes of the US Coast Guard is zombie stomping good! Enjoy!
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- Sara B
- 01-19-21
Awesome!!
Pirates and Zombies, the third book in the Guardians of the Apocalypse series, is a fast-paced, exciting, and action-packed adventure with unexpected twists. With each book, the series gets better and better. The crew of Sassafras continues to jump out of the frying pan straight into the fire. Officers now have to take on pirates too. The characters in the series are quite engaging with colorful personalities, and at times even frustrating. There is quite a bit of humor and wit, which I enjoyed immensely. It was definitely worth the listen.
A stellar performance by Matthew Crow, he has a way of bringing the characters and story to life while captivating the listeners. Pirates & Zombies was an absolutely entertaining listen and a fantastic addition to the series, one I'll highly recommend.
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