Lick and the Invasion
The Beginning (Book 1) (A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure)
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Narrado por:
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Hector Carrillo
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Lick Darsey
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They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Akseminole
- 12-12-24
If Larry the Cable Guy incited an Alien Invasion
This is hilarious, definitely lowbrow humor, but it hits the mark. I’m looking forward to another episode of this story.
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Total1 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución1 out of 5 stars
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Historia1 out of 5 stars
- xpda
- 11-30-24
DNF
Couldn’t finish. Mildly funny. Now i need i15 words t leave a review. More words are here now.
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