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Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
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Kirby Heyborne
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Drew Hayes
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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Has its moments...
- De pw en 09-09-20
De: Katie Berry
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The Cavern
- De: Alister Hodge
- Narrado por: Shaun Grindell
- Duración: 7 h
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When a sink hole opens up near the Australian outback town of Pintalba, it uncovers a pristine cave system. Sam joins an expedition to explore the subterranean passages as paramedic support, hoping to remain unneeded at base camp. But, when one of the cavers is injured, he must overcome paralyzing claustrophobia to dive pitch-black waters and squeeze through the bowels of the earth. Soon he will find there are fates worse than being buried alive, for in the abandoned mines and caves beneath Pintalba, there are ravenous teeth in the dark.
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- De Alicia Durham en 09-03-20
De: Alister Hodge
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Amy Landon
- Duración: 26 h y 58 m
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- De Small Mountain en 09-29-17
De: Drew Hayes
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NPCs
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Roger Wayne
- Duración: 7 h y 50 m
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What happens when the haggling is done and the shops are closed? When the quest has been given, the steeds saddled, and the adventurers are off to their next encounter? They keep the world running, the food cooked, and the horses shoed, yet what adventurer has ever spared a thought or concern for the Non-Player Characters? In the town of Maplebark, four such NPCs settle in for a night of actively ignoring the adventurers drinking in the tavern when things go quickly and fatally awry.
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Enjoyable if you manage your expectations
- De Miachi en 01-23-15
De: Drew Hayes
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The Dark Man
- Graveyard Classified, Book 1
- De: Desmond Doane
- Narrado por: Daniel Thomas May
- Duración: 5 h y 51 m
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Ford Atticus Ford, former lead ghost hunter on the hit paranormal reality show Graveyard: Classified, has more than a few regrets - especially after young Chelsea Hopper was attacked by a demon . . . on live television. Assisting police departments by conducting paranormal investigations and uncovering buried clues now provides him with an ounce of redemption, but it will never be enough. With the show cancelled and his reputation destroyed, Ford sets out to avenge little Chelsea, and save his own soul - if he can.
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could be scarier
- De Melodie Thompson en 06-18-19
De: Desmond Doane
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A Decade of Death and Decisions
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Matt Godfrey
- Duración: 17 h y 13 m
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In October of 2013, Drew Hayes began posting a story to his website. Written over the thirteen days leading up to Halloween, when each chapter ended the next step was chosen by the readers. Sometimes this led to great discoveries and triumphs, other paths led to Dead Ends, though even in those there was much to be gleaned. For ten years, this tradition occurred, until in the year of 2022, the readers chose a finale. This is their story: a tale of deaths and decisions that spanned a decade.
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Did not disappoint
- De Liz en 10-27-24
De: Drew Hayes
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The Bookshop from Hell
- De: David Haynes
- Narrado por: Jeff Harding
- Duración: 10 h y 11 m
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Horror is what Dan Law enjoys. He loves to read horror novels as a way to escape from his teaching job, from his loneliness, from the everyday dullness of life in Silver Lake. That’s what Dan lives for. When a new bookstore opens in town, every visitor receives a free book of their own. A book that tells their own personal story...a story they have to follow to the brutal end. As Silver Lake’s population descends into violent savagery, Dan finds he is no longer living for horror novels - he’s living inside one.
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good book!
- De Craig specht en 04-17-24
De: David Haynes
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The Night Gardener
- De: Jonathan Auxier
- Narrado por: Beverley A Crick
- Duración: 8 h y 49 m
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The Night Gardener follows two abandoned Irish siblings who travel to work as servants at a creepy, crumbling English manor house. But the house and its family are not quite what they seem. Soon the children are confronted by a mysterious spectre and an ancient curse that threatens their very lives. With Auxier’s exquisite command of language, The Night Gardener is a mesmerizing read and a classic in the making.
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As an adult...
- De Isaak en 11-20-18
De: Jonathan Auxier
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Second Hand Curses
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Scott Aiello, Marc Vietor, Tavia Gilbert
- Duración: 9 h
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When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned.
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Second Hand Curses is First Rate Storytelling!
- De Tony E. en 11-22-17
De: Drew Hayes
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All the Murmuring Bones
- De: A.G. Slatter
- Narrado por: Aoife McMahon
- Duración: 10 h y 46 m
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Orphaned as a young child, Mirin O'Malley has been brought up by her grandparents on their isolated, rambling estate Hob's Hallow. Long ago her family prospered due to a deal struck with the mer, the terrifying creatures who live in the depths of the sea: safety for their merchant ships in return for a child of each generation. But for many years the family have been unable to keep their side of the bargain and their fortunes have suffered as a result. When Mirin's grandfather dies, her grandmother puts in train a plan to restore their glory - but at the price of Mirin's freedom.
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Drags on and on.
- De Amanda Turner en 04-10-21
De: A.G. Slatter
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Reckoning
- De: Jeaniene Frost
- Narrado por: Tavia Gilbert
- Duración: 1 h y 50 m
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In New Orleans, a pair of undead serial killers is about to turn Mardi Gras into a horror show - unless the immortal hitman Bones can hunt them down first. From Jeaniene Frost comes a thrilling novella featuring characters from her New York Times bestselling Night Huntress series. Originally appeared in the anthology Unbound.
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Urgh this was a frustrating read.
- De Leah en 07-03-14
De: Jeaniene Frost
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Black Mouth
- De: Ronald Malfi
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 12 h y 13 m
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For nearly two decades, Jamie Warren has been running from darkness. He's haunted by a traumatic childhood and the guilt at having disappeared from his disabled brother's life. But then a series of unusual events reunites him with his estranged brother and their childhood friends, and none of them can deny the sense of fate that has seemingly drawn them back together. Nor can they deny the memories of that summer, so long ago—the strange magic taught to them by an even stranger man, and the terrible act that has followed them all into adulthood.
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Great Listen
- De SONYA en 09-19-22
De: Ronald Malfi
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The Quantum Series, Books 1 - 3
- De: Douglas Phillips
- Narrado por: Graham Halstead, Kirby Heyborne, Traci Odom
- Duración: 33 h y 50 m
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Daniel Rice is a government science investigator whose specialty is solving seemingly intractable problems through scientific inquiry. But Daniel's intellectual strength is sorely tested by the bizarre realities he finds in the quantum world. Extra dimensions of space trap the unwary, probability replaces cause and effect, and time isn't what anyone imagined. The other side of the mirror is a place full of dangers, but it's also somewhere a dedicated scientist can uncover secrets that connect humans with something greater.
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Yes, there was a reason why this was on sale.
- De James Borders en 11-23-20
De: Douglas Phillips
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- De: Drew Hayes
- Narrado por: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Duración: 7 h y 49 m
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency. How is it he can be barely clinging to reality one minute - yet be a seeming genius the next? Within his brain might just be the greatest scientific breakthrough of the millennium, if anyone can figure out how to access it. Enter the agent code named Watson.
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- De Joseph Gray en 06-16-19
De: Drew Hayes
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- BikeVON
- 10-22-16
!Love Fred. Need more
I still enjoy this series. You should read this in order to appreciate the relationships. Loyalty and Friendship are the themes of this series and theme in this book. There is some action, I mean there are vampires and assorted other paranormals. In books one and two you will can get a demonstration of the various powers. This book will not give you that exposure. As Fred goes around returning clients’ tax documents you get glimpses into paranormal action/powers for different species.
There are rules and processes to vampires moving into new territory. Unfortunately, his friends cannot do much to help with his dilemma. If you have followed the series, you know that Fred will not ask his friends to put themselves in a compromising position.
The real conflict is, should Fred stay in Winslow where everyone he has come to know and love reside or will he have to run? Fred is not a physically active person. He prefers to solve problems amicably. Fred is an oddity. Vampires rule by imitation. If you are familiar with the series you know it is engrossing to watch Fred be Fred. I enjoyed this book. As a matter of fact, I am going to reread book two. I missed a character’s/entity’s story somewhere down the line. This is an easy enjoyable read, which does not disappoint.
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- Dawn A.
- 03-20-17
I love Fred
I hope that Drew Hayes continues this great
Series. Likable characters, great narration and fun alternate universe!
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- Zane S
- 12-28-17
Enjoyable
A little less redundant than books 1 and 2 I was happy to continue listening to this series as I've grown fond of Fred and his little band of misfits.
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- Dee N
- 09-04-20
Third Story, Best Story - But Read In Sequence
Outstanding. The best of the first three in the series. Narrator is amazing with voicing different characters. Once you hear a character, you know immediately which one without the author identifying. The reader/narrator is that good! He is very consistent voicing each personality. Loved this because Fred is so endearing in this story as all his relationships in the para-world come together.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-12-17
Thoroughly enjoyed this book.
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I enjoyed this book tremendously. The performance was great and brought the characters to life. This trilogy got better with each book and this was the best.
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- mark nelsen
- 02-14-22
Crazy!
This series is definitely not your usual vampire story, and I love it! Thanks!
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- Jared Christensen
- 04-21-18
Great Book!
I really enjoyed this book. I didn't want to stop listening. It made stopping the audio annoying because I didn't want the story to stop. I kept thinking about it between listening sessions and I can't wait to get the next book. I'm getting it tonight. ;-)
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-21-23
I've really enjoyed this series!
Really enjoyed this book, I have been very pleasantly surprised with the whole series. Different and fun humor.
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- Justin
- 01-10-25
Just so much fun.
Some how drew makes this character relatable and fun. I so enjoy all that drew writes. Glad I didn’t skip on this.
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- Dale C. McCoy, Jr
- 07-05-19
Another Excellent Fred the Vampire Accountant
Author Drew Hayes makes accounting in the afterlife fun and exciting. This is one story collection you should listen to. Well, first listen two the two preceding books first.
Reader Kirby Heyborne's voice is perfect for Fred and the gang, and his reading is near flawless.
I highly recommend this story.
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