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Robot vs Dragons, Book 1
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Narrado por:
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G.M. Graeme Hague
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De:
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Simon Haynes
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Imagine being trapped...
in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...
...as a robot.
Clunk's lost his memories.
He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.
And there's nowhere to get a recharge.
But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen, and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players.
But how's Clunk going to escape this medieval madness?
How's Clunk going to get home?
You'll love this hilarious blend of sci fi and fantasy, because Clunk is like a mild-mannered Terminator...except even more stubborn.
Get it now.
This is the first novel in a trilogy. Each book continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. They're not stand-alones!
©2018 Simon Haynes (P)2019 Simon HaynesLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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