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The Ramona Quimby Audio Collection
- By: Beverly Cleary, Tracy Dockray
- Narrated by: Stockard Channing
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father, and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to something....
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Ramona's Table of Contents
- By Amazon Buyer on 11-10-16
By: Beverly Cleary, and others
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Number the Stars
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Blair Brown
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten-year-old Annemarie Johansen and her best friend Ellen Rosen often think of life before the war....
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People of all ages will enjoy this book.
- By Angela Rhodes on 10-16-12
By: Lois Lowry
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Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- By: Louis Sachar
- Narrated by: Louis Sachar
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Is your school just a little too…NORMAL? Maybe you should go to Wayside School....
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Awesome
- By HF Reader on 09-09-17
By: Louis Sachar
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The Princess Bride
- By: William Goldman
- Narrated by: Rob Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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This adventure story has everything you could want: the good guy, some bad guys, the girl, sword...
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Way Too Abridged
- By rachel on 07-19-10
By: William Goldman
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Magic Tree House Collection
- Books 17-24
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack and Amnie are taken on a series of adventures by the Magic Tree House, accompanied by companions such as Teddy, the enchanted dog.
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Great Entertainment for 6 year olds
- By Anne on 08-09-06
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The Adventures of Captain Underpants
- Captain Underpants, Book 1
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 1 hr
- Unabridged
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Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....
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my son loved this
- By Connie on 08-05-18
By: Dav Pilkey
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The Ramona Quimby Audio Collection
- By: Beverly Cleary, Tracy Dockray
- Narrated by: Stockard Channing
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Ramona. She lives on Klickitat Street with her mother, father, and big sister, Beezus. She’s not afraid of anything and is always up to something....
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Ramona's Table of Contents
- By Amazon Buyer on 11-10-16
By: Beverly Cleary, and others
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Number the Stars
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Blair Brown
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten-year-old Annemarie Johansen and her best friend Ellen Rosen often think of life before the war....
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People of all ages will enjoy this book.
- By Angela Rhodes on 10-16-12
By: Lois Lowry
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Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- By: Louis Sachar
- Narrated by: Louis Sachar
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Is your school just a little too…NORMAL? Maybe you should go to Wayside School....
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Awesome
- By HF Reader on 09-09-17
By: Louis Sachar
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The Princess Bride
- By: William Goldman
- Narrated by: Rob Reiner
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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This adventure story has everything you could want: the good guy, some bad guys, the girl, sword...
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Way Too Abridged
- By rachel on 07-19-10
By: William Goldman
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Magic Tree House Collection
- Books 17-24
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack and Amnie are taken on a series of adventures by the Magic Tree House, accompanied by companions such as Teddy, the enchanted dog.
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Great Entertainment for 6 year olds
- By Anne on 08-09-06
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The Adventures of Captain Underpants
- Captain Underpants, Book 1
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 1 hr
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Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books....
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my son loved this
- By Connie on 08-05-18
By: Dav Pilkey
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Big Nate Audio Collection: Books 1-4
- By: Lincoln Peirce
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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For fans of the hilarious Diary of a Wimpy Kid series: Get ready to meet Big Nate! In this audio collection enjoy the first four adventures of the New York Times best-selling series....
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Big Nate
- By BROWSER OF MUSIC on 12-02-21
By: Lincoln Peirce
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The Sign of the Beaver
- By: Elizabeth George Speare
- Narrated by: Greg Schaffert
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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At just 12 years old, Matt must face serious challenges in the Maine wilderness while awaiting his father's return to their cabin...
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Good story, dubious dialog, irritating music
- By Paul Hubbard on 08-05-12
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A to Z Mysteries Super Editions 5-8
- The New Year Dragon Dilemma; The Castle Crime; Operation Orca; Secret Admirer (A to Z Mysteries)
- By: Ron Roy
- Narrated by: David Pittu
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Help Dink, Josh, and Ruth Rose solve mysteries from A to Z. This collection includes The New Year Dragon Dilemma, The Castle Crime, Operation Orca, and Secret Admirer....
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Wonder books
- By PKN on 05-05-24
By: Ron Roy
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Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets
- Captain Underpants, Book 2
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 59 mins
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George and Harold are usually responsible kids - whenever anything bad happens, George and Harold are usually responsible! This time, their latest prank backfires, and they accidentally invent an army of terrifying talking toilets....
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The talking toilets
- By Amazon Customer on 01-20-24
By: Dav Pilkey
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The Golden Bull
- A Mesopotamian Adventure
- By: Marjorie Cowley
- Narrated by: Gareth Richards
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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Marjorie Cowley vividly imagines the intrigues, and harsh struggle for survival in ancient Mesopotamia....
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Not bad
- By Alexandre Fabiano Panarello on 02-09-24
By: Marjorie Cowley
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The Terrible Two's Last Laugh
- The Terrible Two Series, Book 4
- By: Mac Barnett, Jory John
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
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It's Miles' and Niles' final year at Yawnee Valley Science and Letters Academy, and the Terrible Two have one goal: an epic prank. Something big, something brilliant, something that will leave a lasting legacy at their school....
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Amazing book ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
- By Max K on 11-22-20
By: Mac Barnett, and others
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My Weird School Special: 365 Days of Weird! Audio Collection
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Andy Paris, Maxwell Glick
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Every day is an adventure for A. J. and the gang. Now your favorite holiday hijinks are available in a single audio collection, perfect for My Weird School fans....
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Awesome
- By Kevin Heath on 12-17-20
By: Dan Gutman
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Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
- By: Louis Sachar
- Narrated by: Louis Sachar
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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When their teacher, Mrs. Jewls, leaves to have her baby, the kids go through a series of substitutes, each one a little stranger than the last....
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One of our favorites
- By Jamie Walterscheid on 01-14-20
By: Louis Sachar
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Dinosaurs Before Dark
- Magic Tree House, Book 1
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 41 mins
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Where did the tree house come from? Before Jack and Annie can find out, the mysterious tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past....
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Rated by an 8 year old: 'Awesome Gift, Nana.'
- By Brian PDX on 01-20-13
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Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 2
- Captain Underpants, Book 7
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Ben D'Amico, I’ke Mitchell
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy, and through the wonders of science, Melvin Sneedly had been brought back to normal (well, almost normal)....
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Captain underpants
- By Russ on 12-12-20
By: Dav Pilkey
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Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
- Junie B. Jones #1
- By: Barbara Park
- Narrated by: Lana Quintal
- Length: 46 mins
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Remember when it was scary to go to school? 'Cause it was your first day and you didn't know anything....
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❤️ IT WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT!!
- By 𝒲𝒽ℯℯ𝓁𝒾𝓃ℊ 🍃 on 07-31-19
By: Barbara Park
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Out of the Dust
- By: Karen Hesse
- Narrated by: Marika Mashburn
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
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Billie Jo has a great deal to forgive: Her father for causing the accident that killed her mother; her mother for leaving when Billie Jo needed her most; and herself for being the cause of her own sorrow. Daddy's too wrung out to help her, and there's no one else to care....
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Excellent story! Fast read!
- By Rebecca on 10-08-12
By: Karen Hesse
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Unicorn Academy: Rainbow of Adventure Audio Set
- Books 1-4
- By: Julie Sykes
- Narrated by: Kristin Atherton
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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What if your best friend was a unicorn? This audio boxed set includes books 1-4 of this magical chapter book series, where everyone is paired with their very own unicorn....
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Unicorn academy is the best book ever written!!!!!!
- By Zhe Huang on 03-01-23
By: Julie Sykes
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Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake
- Junie B. Jones #5
- By: Barbara Park
- Narrated by: Lana Quintal
- Length: 51 mins
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It's Carnival Night, and Lucille has already won a box of fluffy cupcakes with sprinkles on them....
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perfect for a 1st grader
- By Janet M. on 01-04-20
By: Barbara Park
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Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers
- Captain Underpants, Book 9
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Winston Bromhead, I'ke Mitchell
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
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When we last saw George and Harold, they were headed to jail for the rest of their lives. What could be worse? How about being pulled from prison by a time-traveling tyrant named Tippy Tinkletrousers?! Now the boys are taking a trip back in time to the carefree days of kindergarten....
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Captain underpants is really good book
- By Russ on 04-03-21
By: Dav Pilkey
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Rise of the Earth Dragon
- Dragon Masters, Book 1
- By: Tracey West
- Narrated by: Emily Ellet
- Length: 48 mins
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In the first book in this series, eight-year-old Drake is snatched up by King Roland's soldier and taken to the castle. He is to be trained as a Dragon Master. At the castle, he is joined by three other young Dragon Masters-in-training: Ana, Rori, and Bo....
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Narrator meh
- By Brenda on 09-15-20
By: Tracey West
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Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space
- Captain Underpants Series, Book 3
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 55 mins
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George and Harold have played a trick or two on nearly everyone at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. When their latest prank causes the school’s cranky cafeteria ladies to quit, Mr. Krupp hires a trio of unusual replacements - who happen to look an awful lot like aliens! Listen for more....
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Poor mr fide😭
- By Anonymous User on 06-28-23
By: Dav Pilkey
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Flight of the Moon Dragon
- Dragon Masters, Book 6
- By: Tracey West
- Narrated by: Emily Ellet
- Length: 45 mins
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In book six, the Dragon Masters have to save the prime Dragon Stone - or they will lose their connections to their dragons forever....
By: Tracey West
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Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets
- Captain Underpants Series, Book 6
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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George and Harold are up to their old tricks again, and when their latest prank makes a direct hit on school brainiac Melvin Sneedly, he decides to get even! But in the blink of an eye - and the sneeze of a nose - Melvin goes from snooty to snotty, and the Bionic Booger Boy is born....
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Hdhfdhffhh
- By yesterday's on 11-10-18
By: Dav Pilkey
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The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6-10 Illustrated
- A Collection of Unofficial Minecraft Books (Dave the Villager Collections, Book 2)
- By: Dave Villager
- Narrated by: Ross Berkeley Simpson
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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Dave and his friends continue their quest to reach the End and slay the Ender Dragon, but the evil Herobrine is tracking them down. Five more exciting and funny adventures in the world of Minecraft. This bundle contains The Legend of Dave the Villager books 6-10....
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Everything
- By Mama Alps on 09-05-24
By: Dave Villager
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Saving the Sun Dragon
- Dragon Masters, Book 2
- By: Tracey West
- Narrated by: Emily Ellet
- Length: 44 mins
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In the second book in this series, Drake and the other three Dragon Masters continue their training. But Ana's dragon, Kepri, is sick. Drake's dragon, Worm, must use his special powers to take the Dragon Masters across the world in search of a cure....
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What stood out? Most was when whute helped Kapri get better.
- By Anonymous User on 06-28-24
By: Tracey West
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My Weird School Special: Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
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The weirdest back-to-school story in the history of the world....
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This really insult boys. Andrea is a =(
- By T5Ex12 on 07-08-18
By: Dan Gutman
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Captain Underpants and the Tyrannical Retaliation of the Turbo Toilet 2000
- Captain Underpants, Book 11
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Ashton Sundholm, Jaden Rogers
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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Just when you thought it was safe to flush, the Turbo Toilet 2000 strikes back! The carnivorous commode known for devouring everything in its path has built up a real appetite...for revenge....
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Perfect!
- By Chris on 05-11-23
By: Dav Pilkey
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Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
- Captain Underpants, Book 4
- By: Dav Pilkey
- Narrated by: Len Forgione, Dazjon Freeman, Ben D'Amico
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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George and Harold are fourth-grade buddies who love practical jokes. When their latest prank drives their science teacher over the edge, their clueless principal, Mr. Krupp, quickly hires a replacement: Professor Pippy P. Poopypants....
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me love
- By Amazon Customer on 01-10-24
By: Dav Pilkey
New releases
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Snow Place Like Home
- Diary of an Ice Princess, Book 1
- By: Christina Soontornvat
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Princess Lina has a life any kid would envy. She lives in a massive palace in the clouds. Everyone in her family has the power to control the wind and weather. On a good day, she can even fly! She loves making lemons into lemon ice, riding wind gusts around the sky, and turning her bedroom into a real life snow globe. There's just one thing Lina wants: to go to regular, non-magical school with her best friend Claudia.
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Rachel Friedman Breaks the Rules
- Rachel Friedman
- By: Sarah Kapit
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Rachel’s rule-breaking ways have to change when she makes a deal: If she follows all the rules for a whole week, she will get to attend a meet and greet with her favorite gymnast. But when a tricky situation with a beloved family pet forces her to break some rules, she loses her chance to see her hero.
By: Sarah Kapit
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Whistling Shadows
- Journeys Beyond the Map: A Magical Fantasy Story, Adventure Book for kids
- By: S. Adler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Journeys Beyond the Map “Use this stick to vanish from sight, But return before the fall of night.” Jack and Emily, siblings who didn’t always get along, are sent to visit their aunt, a specialist in ancient magic and archaeology. While exploring a secret room in the basement of her mysterious home, they discover an enchanted map that transports them to far-off worlds. In each place, they must solve puzzles and help the local inhabitants, all while racing against time. If they fail to complete their tasks before nightfall, they risk being trapped there forever. Through these thrilling...
By: S. Adler
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Just David (Annotated)
- With Commentary by Benjamin Fife
- By: Eleanor H. Porter, Benjamin Fife
- Narrated by: Benjamin Fife
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When David comes on the scene, The Holly family, and much of the town, have done things for so long they don't even realize they are in a rut. David's innocence and naivete bring with it his own set of assumptions, opinions, and expectations. Because of the care his father had taken to keep him from the 'bad' – or painful – things in life, there is so much he can't even begin to fathom at first. The collision of these two worlds is what drives this story onward. David had never experienced poverty or wealth as most would think of it.
By: Eleanor H. Porter, and others
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Kingdom of Blong
- Elastic Island Adventures, Book 5
- By: Karen McMillan
- Narrated by: Suzy Cato
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Kiri, Jed, twins Emma and Ethan, and Blong the Cat, discover an ‘elastic’ island that sends them pinging across the ocean to a variety of destinations. When they arrive at the Kingdom of Blong, they discover that Blong the Cat is the island’s missing king. Blong is greeted with a great deal of fanfare, but it looks like fame might be the ruin of him.
By: Karen McMillan
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Zillion Zombie Heist
- Mike & Kate Mysteries, Book 1
- By: David Kelly
- Narrated by: Scotty Kwas
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Join Mike and Kate from the bestselling Ballpark Mysteries series as they embark on one of their most thrilling adventures yet—right in their hometown of Cooperstown, New York! The duo is helping out at a spooktacular Zombie Fun Run charity race in town. But the excitement takes a chilling turn when Mike is attacked by a zombie and the donated money vanishes into thin air!
By: David Kelly
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Snow Place Like Home
- Diary of an Ice Princess, Book 1
- By: Christina Soontornvat
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Princess Lina has a life any kid would envy. She lives in a massive palace in the clouds. Everyone in her family has the power to control the wind and weather. On a good day, she can even fly! She loves making lemons into lemon ice, riding wind gusts around the sky, and turning her bedroom into a real life snow globe. There's just one thing Lina wants: to go to regular, non-magical school with her best friend Claudia.
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Rachel Friedman Breaks the Rules
- Rachel Friedman
- By: Sarah Kapit
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Rachel’s rule-breaking ways have to change when she makes a deal: If she follows all the rules for a whole week, she will get to attend a meet and greet with her favorite gymnast. But when a tricky situation with a beloved family pet forces her to break some rules, she loses her chance to see her hero.
By: Sarah Kapit
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Whistling Shadows
- Journeys Beyond the Map: A Magical Fantasy Story, Adventure Book for kids
- By: S. Adler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Journeys Beyond the Map “Use this stick to vanish from sight, But return before the fall of night.” Jack and Emily, siblings who didn’t always get along, are sent to visit their aunt, a specialist in ancient magic and archaeology. While exploring a secret room in the basement of her mysterious home, they discover an enchanted map that transports them to far-off worlds. In each place, they must solve puzzles and help the local inhabitants, all while racing against time. If they fail to complete their tasks before nightfall, they risk being trapped there forever. Through these thrilling...
By: S. Adler
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Just David (Annotated)
- With Commentary by Benjamin Fife
- By: Eleanor H. Porter, Benjamin Fife
- Narrated by: Benjamin Fife
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When David comes on the scene, The Holly family, and much of the town, have done things for so long they don't even realize they are in a rut. David's innocence and naivete bring with it his own set of assumptions, opinions, and expectations. Because of the care his father had taken to keep him from the 'bad' – or painful – things in life, there is so much he can't even begin to fathom at first. The collision of these two worlds is what drives this story onward. David had never experienced poverty or wealth as most would think of it.
By: Eleanor H. Porter, and others
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Kingdom of Blong
- Elastic Island Adventures, Book 5
- By: Karen McMillan
- Narrated by: Suzy Cato
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Kiri, Jed, twins Emma and Ethan, and Blong the Cat, discover an ‘elastic’ island that sends them pinging across the ocean to a variety of destinations. When they arrive at the Kingdom of Blong, they discover that Blong the Cat is the island’s missing king. Blong is greeted with a great deal of fanfare, but it looks like fame might be the ruin of him.
By: Karen McMillan
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Zillion Zombie Heist
- Mike & Kate Mysteries, Book 1
- By: David Kelly
- Narrated by: Scotty Kwas
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Join Mike and Kate from the bestselling Ballpark Mysteries series as they embark on one of their most thrilling adventures yet—right in their hometown of Cooperstown, New York! The duo is helping out at a spooktacular Zombie Fun Run charity race in town. But the excitement takes a chilling turn when Mike is attacked by a zombie and the donated money vanishes into thin air!
By: David Kelly