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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken

By: Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Narrated by: Various
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There's no doubt about it, breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can't and shouldn't be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It's over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It's called a breakup because it's broken, and starting today, you're not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It's time to get rid of all the broken stuff you've been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So download this book, and let's dive in, our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It's not an end, it's a beginning! After all, you are a Superfox.
©2005 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (P)2005 Books on Tape, Inc.

Featured Article: The Best Audiobooks to Get You Through a Breakup


The end of a relationship can be one of the most emotionally devastating things a person can go through, whether it’s on mutual, amicable terms or not. There are countless songs, poems, and films about breakups and heartbreak because it's an undeniably universal human experience. The silver lining? Precisely because this experience is so universal, there are no shortage of people to turn to for help and advice on how to weather the worst of it.

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This is a being dumped First Aid Kit!

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One of my tops. It makes me laugh and has REALLY helped me.
I was dumped yesterday morning and I did not know how I would get through holding up at work and so on. This authors books have helped me to get through break-ups with dignity and kindness to myself and others. You can't beat that!

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I got dumped by my live-in partner of 2 years on a Monday morning (yesterday morning to be exact) totally out of the blue. Spent the day in shock and just packing as much as I could until I was exhausted. Then spent a night bawling and weeping in bed.
I do payroll at work so I HAD to come in to work. I can't describe how EXCRUCIATING it is to try to hold myself together or think straight.
I am very lucky to have the kind words of my friends who emailed me this morning.
These emails brought me to crying fits again. I'm working and going to the bathroom to cry about every 30 minutes. Even with the kind words my thank you's and "smile" were forced and faked.
In the first 5 minutes of this recording I laughed FOR REAL twice. It felt really good to be brought out of my devestating emotional tornado even for just those two laughs.

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Everything's perfect! But....

Ladies, we all know that we can't go wrong when we purchase this book.
But what I was disappointed is that the narrator is not Greg but another guy!!!! His tone seems okay but not as real as Greg though.

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I prefer the authors

this was still funny and a good listen despite it not being the authors but I have to admit I love the authors narrating. narrators are engaging, audible sample is bad. I'm glad they followed up "he's just not that into you"and they even mention that when you dump the guy who's just not into you, it's hard. great book

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I really like the angle of the book that has comedy mixed in with such a sad and serious topic. I really needed this book in a time in my life where everything was falling apart. thank you to the author if you're reading this, you did help me get thru it.

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Very Insightful

I really iked this book, its a good little buddy to have when you just broken up with someone or just got dumped (not that either of those have happened to me yet), Even though i found this usful because i have been rejected and its sometimes hard to let go of something You thought was special or real, this book give you the truth while providing some laughter and cooking. It also has a part at the end for guys. But I would definatly suggest this book to anyone who is going through or just got broken up with.

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Breaking Up with your Best Friend

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I’m going to listen to again just to make sure I don’t relapse.

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Absolutely amazing!

I never would ever think that a book would help me heal from a breakup, but this book helped me in so many ways. I am incredibly grateful for stumbling upon it and listening to it. Thank you Greg and Amiira for your wise words.

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Funny and Reassuring

The tone of this book is both funny and reassuring. Pretty much what you would want out of a breakup read. The concepts it talks about are more reality-based than Disney movie-based, yet it’s not always consistent in accurately framing these ideas when they joke around. They will joke about finding your “perfect” person, but the actual content of the book doesn’t believe that there are “perfect” matches. I’m nitpicking, but someone reading this who might be in an emotionally difficult situation might receive mixed signals. I do love this book though. The stories of the crazy ex-girlfriends and boyfriends are super entertaining.

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spot on

Where does It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

cannot compare. too different in genres.

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A lot of perfect and good advice. make bookmarks in it for future references!!

Which character – as performed by various – was your favorite?

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What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

so many,
bettering yourself is all that can and will come out of this.

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MUST READ FOR ALL US BROKENHEARTED WOMEN.
we are NOT ALONE!! we all share similar stories, which helps the coping big time.

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Great advice that really keeps you strong.

In your moments of despair turn this book on to find peace and help yourself move forward.

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