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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken

By: Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Narrated by: Various
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There's no doubt about it, breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can't and shouldn't be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It's over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It's called a breakup because it's broken, and starting today, you're not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It's time to get rid of all the broken stuff you've been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So download this book, and let's dive in, our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It's not an end, it's a beginning! After all, you are a Superfox.
©2005 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (P)2005 Books on Tape, Inc.

Featured Article: The Best Audiobooks to Get You Through a Breakup


The end of a relationship can be one of the most emotionally devastating things a person can go through, whether it’s on mutual, amicable terms or not. There are countless songs, poems, and films about breakups and heartbreak because it's an undeniably universal human experience. The silver lining? Precisely because this experience is so universal, there are no shortage of people to turn to for help and advice on how to weather the worst of it.

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You should get this book

Seriously, if you looked this up after a breakup, you need it. It has really made all the difference for me. I listen to it when I have trouble sleeping or while I'm in my car. I cannot recommend this enough.

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Made the First Few Days Bearable

I've had this book for a few years now, since I was considering breaking up with my last ex. I found it okay back then, but this time, after being dumped by my latest boyfriend I found it to be my best companion for the first few days. Listen at your worst moments and it's likely to make you feel more at ease and help you realize/confirm that you're better off without that person in your life. I even listened at night when I had a hard time sleeping. I definitely recommend this to those hurting after a breakup.

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For Guys Too!!!

This book is marketed to women but almost every word applies equally to men. Breaking up is hard to do if you do it right. This book gets you moving forward and feeling better as quickly as possible without dismissing the need to grieve. I found it especially helpful to listen to at night when my thoughts would otherwise wander to bad and sad places.

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Just What I Needed!

Downloading this audiobook was like having a wise best friend on your MP3 player. One that knew exactly what to say to get you through the tough times. Thank you Greg and Amira.

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Great Book

This book was great! It gives a good realistic spin on break ups. It even has a way of making you laugh at yourself!

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A great companion book for one of those days

Where does It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It is definitely one of my favorites -- finding good narrators can be tricky in the audiobook world, but Greg and Amira are fantastic. This audiobook is upbeat, engaging and sympathetic. You really feel like you're listening to friends.

What does various bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The content of the book itself is nothing new. But the presentation of the audiobook is what made this book such a standout. Once again, the narration was on point and the palpable excitement of the authors made this book very, very easy to listen to.

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it was amazing

it was an amazing book.. it made so much sense, and the scenarios it used hit home in so many ways... thank you so much for this book!!!!

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Funny, practical, helpful, insightful & comforting

Any book that can make you laugh when you are at the lowest point of your life is more than worth the time. The fact that it's also extremely motivational and helpful, makes this book THE breakup book. I HIGHLY recommend the audible version because the voice acting is superb and REALLY adds to the humor.

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good advise for a break up

I enjoyed it and will take there advise in my breakup. I enjoyed all the different stories they added.

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humor in the site of heartbreak

I love to laugh no better medicine. So this book help me laugh through the pain and find a way out of the heartbreak. I'm so glad I down loaded it.

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